The @wmwhitecaps grounds crew is the best in the business … but this corner has remained dry for the four games I’ve attended in 2026. Why? Swear it was dampened last year … Seems like there must be a reason! @mitchhooten I must know!

Hey @MiLB and @wmwhitecaps - how accurate is your PitchFX data at @LMCUBallpark … cuz what is this?!

I’d love to see @jasonbenetti do a tutorial on how he keeps score on his iPad - what app, what colors, what shorthand is used

You’ve mentioned the finger three times but no explanation - at least make up a fantastical story! (that doesn’t involve leeches) #RainDelayQuestions

#RainDelayQuestions hey @andydirks12 - what happened to your finger?

Hey @daniellabruce_, need an audience story for today? There’s a 9yo celebrating his bday at the game, and he and his friends invented a baseball variant they can play on the playground where bats aren’t allowed. It’s called nutball. The world needs to know about nutball!

Uh, @wmwhitecaps, why is the board ALWAYS behind in the order? Bennett Lee is up but the board shows Gold. Happens every at bat 😬

Hey @wmwhitecaps, your font doesn’t support “ñ” 😬 can I offer my services to fix it in exchange for some tickets or autographs 😂 (but seriously, can we get it fixed?)

Hey @SendGrid - I try to log in to my account and it says it's inactive and to contact support. So I click the link to contact support and I'm told I must be logged in. Not a great UX ya got there ... how does one get support?

Hey @USAFencing - any way to stream the Summer Nationals? The YouTube playlist linked on the website goes to a blank page that says "14 unavailable videos are hidden"?

Hey @NoahSemus! The lovely Prettier Lichess extension needs some work and it looks like both maintainers are super busy with other work. I sent you both an email volunteering to help. I have experience as a maintainer, I’d love to keep the current project alive instead of a fork!

I am terribly depressed that @thepiff did a show a mile from my house last night and I had no idea. The disappointment is real.