konvo retweeted
This Talanta city story reminds me of how I had a world class girl and couldn't appreciate her enough. I should've chosen you instead of bringing other girls from outside. You're not Charity, but it should begin at home. You don't have to reply tell your mother I said hi
Grant ad litem. Simple.🥲
By the time you get the grant the calf will have died
konvo retweeted
There is a mobile loan app called Zenka from Kenya 😂😂.
Those guys kept persuading me to take their loan till I was so broke and I needed money to stake.
I tried them and got 100k but unfortunately Arsenal lost that day 😭😂.
So on the payment day , lady calls me calmly and asked me to pay . I told her the money got lost in betting and she hang up.
The next day a gentleman called and told me that if don't pay they are going to look for me but the mukiga in me is not shaken (Gumite)
The next day the man called again and said that they are coming for me and I told them to hurry.
As time went on they gave up😂 and the last message i received was like " PAY OUR MONEY GOD IS WATCHING YOU , YOU WILL NOT ENTER HEAVEN WITH DEBTS" 😂😂😂.
That's when I knew they had reached acceptance stage 😂🙌.
konvo retweeted
Nimeona wamerudisha the old portal. Dear Judiciary @Kenyajudiciary never mend what's not broken
Judiciary! Why did you try and change the causelist portal? It was just fine and your new new portal is just poor. @Kenyajudiciary
konvo retweeted
The good thing about having sura ya nyumbani on this Timeline is you will never find yourself battling sexual allegations. The bad thing is you will also never be fighting sexual allegations. Sisi unajua warembo tu huwa wanacheka na sisi hapa Timeline for engagements. Ukiingia DM wameeka firewall. Sisi ikifika ni mambo ya kudanganyilia waschana lazima tukue ground,hatuwesi tegemea social media. Unatuma hey mrembo anapitia profile anakublock bwana
Sisi lazima tukue ground ndio warembo wajue roho sio kama sura. Ndio maana mnaona kama mimi hii mrembo inaitwa Eve sifanikiwa kunasa,ni sababu hajui roho iko namna gani. Huyu nikipatana naye face to face namna hii,nikoroge yeye na hii rusungu yangu ya Chepalang’u primary,apa unajua siwesi malisa wiki mbili sijaangusha yeye. Bwana sisi watu ya nyumbani tuna changamoto nyingi sana,inafaa ata tufungue NGO, tuanze kuomba msaada Urop! Khabusie!
