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I can’t believe the women in my life were just going to let this happen to me. Keeping their butthole secrets, hoping I wouldn’t find out and I’d get pregnant anyway.
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Playing Fair una
The worst part of this APC reign is the discard for rule of law
Even buhari was not this bad with rule of law
Just days after the NDC meeting in Owerri, the Imo State Government, through its Office of Monitoring and Compliance, has marked Foret Event Centre, along Port Harcourt Road, beside Priceless Stores, for demolition within 48 hours.
Interestingly, this is the same venue that hosted the NDC meeting.
But they should not be distracted. The end of APC’s reign is coming, and we will celebrate that day! 🔥
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This piece is for men. Every time I write about how men systemically abuse women, my DMs explode with “Not All Men” complaints.
But a new study goes one step further, and demonstrates that empirically, statistically, and factually, it literally is all men. And the data is horrifying. qasimrashid.com/p/russell-br…
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Men did it for glory. Women did it anyway, knowing they would get none.
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He doesn’t have a name?
BREAKING: Meghan Markle's father has been re-arrested after 'cutting off' his ankle bracelet.
Sky's Phoebe Southworth reports.
Read more 🔗 trib.al/ToFBEx0
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National Theatre in 2026
🗓️ 2 December 2026
📍 National Theatre, Lagos, Nigeria.
A night of recognition. A celebration of excellence. Lagos, get readyyyyy! ✨
#CAFAwards2026
“Do you even like the person beyond the excitement of being chosen?”
The way a good number of women romanticise the idea of meeting a complete stranger and marrying them within 3–6 months in the name of “men know what they want” will never sit well with me.
Not to be that person, but it’s strange. And the even crazier part is how much agency you’re willing to surrender in this whole narrative. Any random stranger can walk into your life, decide he wants to marry you within six months, and you interpret that as some grand validation of your worth. “He saw my worth, that’s why he married me so quickly.”
As opposed to questioning how strange it is that you’re willing to let someone you barely know make a lifelong commitment with you. Why is his willingness to marry you so quickly the ultimate measure of your worth? Where does your own judgment, discernment and decision-making come into all of this? Do you even like the person beyond the excitement of being chosen? So many questions, very few answers, but yeah…..it is what it is.
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SKINS doing open call auditions & giving working class kids a chance isn’t talked about enough!! without it we would’ve never gotten acting icons dev patel, jack o’connell, daniel kaluuya, kaya scodelario, nicholas hoult & jacob anderson!! more productions should take notes.
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For someone who has also contested before - you should not be thinking like this. Running for office doesn’t mean you should be a full time politician. You can run and go back to your job except you want to be an asslicker for crumbs
In 2023, Olumide Oworu wanted to become a member of the Lagos State House of Assembly representing Surulere, but he lost. He returned to his filmmaking career.
Now, in 2027, he wants to contest for a seat in the House of Representatives. 😂
This boy abandoned politics after losing in 2023, continued his acting career, and now that another election is approaching, he has picked up a Free ticket from a mushroom party.
Is it true that INEC pays candidates to contest elections? Because I honestly don’t understand why someone would keep jumping into politics just to contest without any serious commitment to winning. 😂
I thank social media for coming up with this silly performative crinkum crankum cause I would genuinely LOVE this irl 😂
He has ZERO respect for Sovieshi as a man and an Emperor and it’s so funny to watch mehn.
LMAOOO HEINREY FOUGHT SOVIESHU AND THEN MOCKED HIM BY SMACKING HIS ASS WITH HIS SWORD 😭😭😂
#TheRemarriedEmpress
#TheRemarriedEmpressEp5
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Gunn : an imperfect country doesn’t give another country a RIGHT to invade it
david israellison : you’re fired buddy
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Yes, but Spider-Man didn't start making $2 Billion overnight, that's after a decade. A whole trilogy, appearances in Avengers movies, a beloved universe. Superman was a perfectly solid start, one that could have potentially built up to a third Superman movie grossing over $1 B
























































