Fan of various sports teams, good writing, terrible puns and animals. My tweets are my own, and do not reflect any of my employers' beliefs.
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MLB should do this sort of stuff during AllStar week. Just try it once - it would new and fresh, better than a stupid celebrity game or whatever.
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PROJECTION: Democrats have won control of the U.S. House, dealing a blow to the Trump administration and ending Republicans’ unified control of Congress. They’ll be able to block the president’s legislative agenda and launch investigations into his administration.
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Assists from open play
Bruno Fernandes last year: 0.29 per 90
Declan Rice this year: 0.59 per 90
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Take this object. But beware it carries a terrible curse
Ooh, that's bad
But it comes with a free frogurt
That's good
The frogurt is also cursed
That's bad
But you get your choice of topping
That's good!
The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
That's bad
Can I go now?
Gonna play with this alter but very cool!
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I dunno man, I think referees should probably be sanctioning the dangerous, out of control tackle as much -- if not more -- than they should the petulant but unimpactful swing out in response.
Saka is the top-five players I have rooted for in any sport, in my entire life, in terms how much I want them to succeed. A brilliant player who has fought through so much adversity, always looks out for others, always supports his teammates. Great great young man.
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