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I do Moses comics. Painfully Anachronistic - Flawed Earth-Flesh - Wicked & Lazy - Actually just a barn owl - They/He

Rimbaud self-degradation era
Joined March 2020
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Pretty funny to me that if they'd just had the budget to stick some shit on the alien actors' foreheads Code of Honor would've passed by unnoticed but instead it's snowballed so much that nowadays people talk about it like they had Frakes up there doing Al Jolson routines
If you're deciding to re-watch Star Trek: The Next Generation after the loss we're all still trying to process, in season 1 you can skip episode 4 "Code of Honor" and in season 2 you can skip the clip show finale "Shades of Gray." Those are really the only two episodes that are so bad they should be skipped. I won't ever tell someone to skip the season 7 episode "Sub Rosa", as you must suffer through that to understand every Crusher meme on this site.
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wife moved countries and my flight isn't until a week from now so I'm just sat here saving Tusk ACT 1 memes for her
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It will never not be funny to me that they hired an Englishman to play a French character called Jean-Luc Picard and instead of, like, changing the name to be John Luke Packard from England they just casually wrote the French language out of modern existence in the ST universe.
"So, Patrick Stewart, you're going to be playing a French starship captain. Can you do a French accent?" "Yes." "Can we hear it?" "No."
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Happy Halloween.
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MR PUT THAT SHIT ON 💔💔💔
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! SALT… AND PEPA!
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RIP Patrick Stewart. I really thought he was great.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN
In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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just watched the king of the hill spring break episode and the song all the normie party animal kids were doing their debauched sex dancing to was rob zombie's Dragula
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yeah dude fuck it. epic meal time guy is also a cast member on the h3 podcast. why wouldn't he be. tomorrow I'm gonna see a clip and it's like projared and noam chomsky behind another fucking desk somewhere and I'll just have to accept it.
It looks like Klein/11 was unfolding LIVE in a group chat. The H3 crew already seemed to know what was coming. They did their best to keep things professional, but the tension was palpable, and the awkward moments spoke volumes. What a mess. #H3 #EthanKlein
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that shit says "improving public relations"
Sorry bro I'm gonna have to de-Klein this gift
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Enough about the face. What's with the devil horns?
The winners of the Elizabeth Holmes and Nathan Fielder look-alike contest celebrate in Washington Square Park.
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I'm not watching your fucking "movie" you "shot" in GTA. I'm 30 years old I know what a machinima is
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I've trained my dog to salivate at the sound of a bell thanks to my invention, the edible bell
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extremely funny to post "we're cutting ties with Ethan Klein" from the Ethan Klein podcast account like they're still gonna go on after this. nobody is leaving this office with a job tonight start packing big dog
insane thing to post during a situation where your boss got caught in an affair. girl safe from what?
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type of shit the Beatles were up to back in the day
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Really insane how absurd this clip is and now people are asking AI to make bullshit exactly this on a daily basis
This Nathan Fielder clip
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Suddenly announcing at my party "I think it's about time to perform our old William Tell routine" then shooting myself pointblank through the head. there aren't even any apples in the house
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going up to the dj and requesting "That Oldhead Shit" but I'm referring to Tribe
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natively English post that sounds like a translated Japanese post
while eating my kirby gummies, i realized that nothing lasts forever, so i opted to take a photo of one. that way i can remember how they all looked even after i've finished the bag
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