Fat guy who knows C++. Hire me to replace @HipsterHacker's code with a set of very small shell scripts.
Third cubicle on the right.
Joined April 2011
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Neckbeard Hacker retweeted
Should I switch from emacs to vi? I will abide by the outcome.
74%vi
26%emacs
895 votes • Final results Neckbeard Hacker retweeted
Congrats, CompSci grads of 2012. Now look to your left. Look to your right. In 10 years, 2 of you will have the title "Senior PHP Developer"
Neckbeard Hacker retweeted
"we present Facebook's BGP-based data center routing design and how it marries data center's stringent requirements with BGP's functionality [...] These allow us to treat BGP like any other software component, enabling fast incremental updates. "
From usenix.org/conference/nsdi21…
Neckbeard Hacker retweeted
"What's helmfile?"
"you use it to deploy helm."
"What's helm?"
"you use it to deploy kubernetes."
"What's kubernetes?"
"You use it to deploy docker."
"What' docker?"
"You use it to deploy containers"
"What's a container?"
<continue until heat death of the universe>
Neckbeard Hacker retweeted
Therapist: and what do we do when we feel sad?
Me: buy mechanical keyboards
Therapist: no – at Seattle, WA
Neckbeard Hacker retweeted
Therapist: and what do we do when we feel sad?
Me: fork emacs
Therapist: no
Neckbeard Hacker retweeted
Baby SPARC
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Neckbeard Hacker retweeted
Sorry for all the times you were obviously wrong and I was an asshole about it.
Neckbeard Hacker retweeted
140 characters:
print("hello, world!")
280 characters:
public class HelloTweetApp {
public static void main(String [] argv) {
System.out.println("hello, world!");
}
}