Played the titular baby in Three Men and a Baby. No twin either. Just me busting my ass.
Pittsburgh, PA
Joined June 2011
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Nothing has been right in the world since Blake Shelton won
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Lol wait nevermind because the next episode is the Season 2 Premiere and I am truly like "wow Ben is an angel and he and Felicity are end goals and I love them so much"
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you're drunm Wolf Blitzer immediately after leaving the bar announcing Biden dropped out of the Presidential race?
Officially starting my Felicity rewatch. Absolutely obsessed with how she is dressed for orientation when we all know August in NYC is the surface of the sun.
I also also already SO obsessed with Keri Russell when this show started because I was the #1 Malibu Shores fan.
Got to tell my coworkers today that Chrishell is named after the gas attendant Chris who delivered her at a Shell station.
Saw a TikTok where this boomer is asking what age other parents stopped paying for their children when they're out to eat and I really thought I was going to be humbled but luckily all 9,000 commenters have also never paid for a meal in their life.
Absolutely dying because what do you mean I was banned from Hinge? 😂
They must think I'm too hot to be real.
I really hope if I ever commit massive fraud and go to federal prison that my life partner and father of my children seizes the opportunity to go full frontal in front of the world.
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I had finally made peace with being roasted by Elizabeth Holmes. Then I found out in a crowded movie theater that it was actually her weird husband Billy. That feels significantly more humiliating.
