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å bli pjuska i håret er så jævlig deilig fyfAen
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*ser en ulv* *ulven reiser seg* meg: hva faen *ulven gjør VAR-tegnet* meg: å faen løp det er en VAR-ulv
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michael jackson’s pronouns are he/he
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my shoes probably think i died
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Å være trener i lokalfotballen fortsetter å gi helt ubeskrivelige øyeblikk. Under onsdagens treningskamp mot Viking 2 på SR-Bank Arena, snudde jeg meg mot benken for å sende @VegardNesse i oppvarming. Da sitter han altså å spiser en hel grillet kylling. Han ble sittende.
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FUCKING HOWLING!!!! Watch the lad celebrate by getting his cock out and doing the helicopter!!!! 😂😂😂😂 #NUFC
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My only gripe abt kids today is that no one under 25 seems to pirate media? Heard a 20 year old say they didnt want to pay money for a streaming service but didn't know how to watch a show otherwise. Wtf is wrong with kids???? You steal that shit!
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William retweeted
Twitter is canceled for 2020
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so I finally got to fly in the Etihad 3 room airplane seat. the seat had 3 rooms. 3 rooms for 1 💺. It was everything I’d ever hoped for. Thanks for the hookup @EtihadAirways – at Queens, NY
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WINNER.
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Replying to @tpg_tipster
Damn this bet won!!!!
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Alright, it's true. I have an extra pair of these AirPods Pro to give away. Just RT and you're in. Will pick a winner in 24 hours. Good luck!
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Sure I’ve seen that somewhere before... 🚀
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OK friends, remember "we are groot" 🌲. @tobi started a great initiative today. I'll donate one tree per RTs + Likes that this tweet gets. Deal? Small print: max of 100k trees because I haven't told my wife about this yet! @Cybersole @whoasneaky @SyedSole @SudoShoe @Ciphore
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William retweeted
Me: Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your McOrder? McDonalds Boss: Again *rubs temples* you don't need to put Mc in front of words Me: Oh ok *turns back to customer* welcome to Donalds
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I saw a guy at Starbucks today. No iPhone. No tablet. No laptop. He just sat there. Drinking coffee. Like a Psychopath.
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