Pittsburgh Zoo & Aquarium is set to trade gorillas with Boston’s Franklin Park Zoo. Frankie, Pittsburgh’s 7-year-old male western lowland gorilla, will head to Boston, and in exchange, Boston will send 33-year-old Little Joe the silverback @TribLIVE 🦍 triblive.com/local/regional/…

Collision into a pole results in minor damage and no injuries: -Occurred on Sat. Apr 4 at 10:46 a.m. on #Hwy5 and Rock Chapel Rd -The lone occupant, a 20-year-old female from Mississauga, drove off the road in wet conditions during a left turn and rode up the guy wire that supports the hydro pole. -#BurlingtonOPP, Fire and EMS attended the scene initially to assess injuries and immediate safety concerns. -The vehicle was then removed by a tow truck and the local utility company attended to assess the damage to the pole. -No charges ❗️Remember to adjust your driving when facing wet and slippery road conditions. ^rt

If you were as half as bad at your job as C.B. Bucknor is at his, you’d be unemployed. Stevie Wonder could literally have made the correct call here just from hearing his fucking foot hit the bag.