Thomas Paine enjoyer. Aspiring Desert Rat. The Truth is Out There.

Joined August 2022
Man, Trouble really blossomed after getting free
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The wildest thing about AI is being able to show people the insane intrusive thoughts you have
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The money for nothing rogue one edit just makes me want to run through a wall probably the best SW edit of all time
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Lunatic Rex retweeted
In 1941, a Spaniard walked into the British embassy in Madrid and offered to spy on the Nazis. The British turned him down. So he went to the Germans instead, pretended to be a loyal fascist, and got hired as a German spy. His plan was to lie to them for the rest of the war. It worked better than anyone could have imagined. His name was Juan Pujol García. Before the war he had tried his hand at running a chicken farm and a movie theater. He had no spy training. What he had was a deep hatred of both fascism and communism after the Spanish Civil War, and an incredible imagination. The Germans gave him a codename, invisible ink, money, and orders to go to Britain and recruit spies. He didn't go to Britain. He went to Lisbon, Portugal, and made everything up. Using a tourist guidebook, maps, magazines, newsreels, and a British railway timetable from the library, he wrote long, detailed reports about life in England. Military movements. Morale. Ports. He'd never been there. He made mistakes. He didn't understand British money. He once reported that dockworkers in Glasgow would do anything for a liter of wine. The Germans loved him anyway. Then British codebreakers reading German messages noticed something strange. The Germans were hunting for a convoy that didn't exist, based on a report from some agent in Britain they'd never heard of. The British went looking for this mystery spy. They found Pujol. In 1942 they finally took him on and brought him to London. Now he had real help. MI5 gave him the codename Garbo, after the actress, because they thought he was the greatest actor in the world. Together with his British handler, Pujol built a fake spy network for the Germans. It eventually had 27 imaginary agents. Each had a name, a personality, a job, and a backstory. A Welsh nationalist. A Venezuelan student. A Greek sailor. Some of them recruited their own imaginary sub-agents. When they needed to explain why one agent had gone quiet, they killed him off. They even put a fake obituary in a Liverpool newspaper. The Germans reportedly paid a pension to his widow. Who also didn't exist. Then came D-Day. Hours before the landings, the British let Pujol send a message warning the Germans that the invasion was coming in Normandy. It was timed so it would arrive too late to matter, but it made him look brilliant. Three days later he sent the most important message of his career. Normandy was a trick, he said. The real invasion was still coming, at Calais, led by a huge army under General Patton. That army was fake too. But the Germans believed him. German forces that could have been rushed to Normandy were held back near Calais for weeks, waiting for an attack that never came. The Germans were so grateful they awarded him the Iron Cross. A few months later, King George VI made him a Member of the Order of the British Empire. He's one of the only people known to have been decorated by both sides of the war. After the war, afraid of revenge from surviving Nazis, he faked his own death from malaria in Africa and disappeared to Venezuela, where he lived quietly running a shop. For decades the world thought he was dead. In 1984, a British writer tracked him down. Pujol came back to Normandy for the 40th anniversary of D-Day and met veterans who had landed on the beaches. Some of them thanked him.
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This is who runs this account
This is who runs this account
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Screaming at my Chud 6 year old son that good men are dying because he doesn’t know how to properly call 9-line with his little green JTAC
This dude had the deadliest weapon on the battlefield.
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BioWare had three good games and none of them were Dragon Age
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If someone is burning and looting your community you have the mandate of heaven to take arms against them
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For the Nihongo mooties, how feasible is getting full samurai training (without the title, obviously) and roughly how much time woukd that require if possible?
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My daily wear boots have been in the Army longer than Jackie Singh was lmfao
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If I had a nickel for every time Parsian townspeople dumped boiling water on moors, I'd have two nickels
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Being a journalist would be way cooler if they let you wrote like Cormac McCarthy and you didn't have to glaze retards who got shot doing dumb shit
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Crank that hog young wigger
🤖 Made with AI
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He needs to launch his PR dude into the sun, holy shit
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Star Wars taught me that the fastest way to a woman's heart is through good natured bullying
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Lunatic Rex retweeted
these men are nihilists donny
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"UFOs are satanic" Yeah, the ones that didn't get bullied hard enough
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Im not saying "let's invade a hobby that wdgaf about and tell all the lonely virgins they can't even have pretty big-titty fantasy women anymore" was evil per se but that's how we got Groypers
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Everybody gangster till the 👽 starts cookin
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