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I don’t wanna brag, but it only took 20 minutes to convince my 3yo to put her shoes on for daycare this morning 💅🏻 and only like 25% of the tears were mine
🎶 I'll have a fluuuuuuuu
Christmaaaaaas with all of you
I’ll have this fluuuuuuuuuuuu
just parentiiiiing youuuuuuu
Decoraaaaaaaations of green
on these tiiiiiiiiiissues I seeeeeeeeee
Won't be the same dear,
if you're not coughing with meeeeeeeeeeeee 🎶
My toddler discovered “Golden” from KPop Demon Hunters
1st listen: This is pretty cool
5th listen: I’m tired of this
12th listen: This is a bop 🔥
20th listen: I can’t do this anymore
37th listen: I hate my life
59th listen: *belting lyrics*
I saw a doctor today and she used a stethoscope to check my heart and my breathing, but then also used it to check my eyes, ears, and mouth? She was also wearing an unnecessarily fancy princess dress.
Oh I forgot to mention, she’s my daughter and she’s 2
2yo: Look Dada, I’m wearing my Frozen watch!
Me: Oh that’s so cool! What time is it?
2yo: *carefully examines Frozen watch*
2yo: It’s three-ty forty!
Child 1 learning to walk:
Understanding 8/10
Coordination 4/10
Self-preservation instincts 9/10
Child 2 learning to walk:
Understanding 9/10
Coordination 3/10
Self-preservation instincts
-999999/10
Me: Hey, can you go tell Mom something for me?
2yo: Yeah!
Me (whispering): Tell her “You look really pretty today”
*runs over to Mom*
2yo: Mama, I look really pretty today!
🚨🚨 Small creators/companies who make #StarWars related products!
We’re looking for sponsors for a Sabacc charity tournament that supports @HopkinsKids through @ExtraLife4Kids! Prizes for winners, matching donations, whatever you can.
Lemme know!
For my NCAA bracket, I looked at reports written by experts and analysts
My wife picked winners based on logos and names and thought “Michigan St.” meant “Michigan Street”
Guess who won
Hey, I know that guy!
On this #MandoMonday, we commend BH-88194 for his approval into the 501st Bounty Hunters Guild. This is the way…or at least one way to serve the Empire!
#501stlegion #themandalorian #dindjarin #mandaloriancosplay #starwarscostume @501stLegion
SNIFFLING & SNEEZES - A POEM
Sniffling and sneezes,
Coughing and pain,
The Nerdiest household
Has illness let reign.
From infantile snot glob
To fully-grown cold,
The victims afflicted
Are both young and old.
Their zeal is quite youthful,
A weekend of glee,
If only their SQUEALS
Weren’t so PIERCING to me.
We briefly looked outward
For uplifting word,
But that news was brief
And better unheard.