I only tuned into the #Logies for the possibility of seeing Leigh Sales or Shaun Micallef give a valedictory speech after retiring from their main shows. The fact that the Gold went to a trashy reality TV presenter goes to show how crass Australia's cultural discourse really is!
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Replying to @greg16676935420 @elonmusk
If you’re reading this I wasted one of your tweets you can read
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If your vehicle can’t fit in the lane. It’s shouldn’t be allowed on the road. Dangerous design creeping into Melbourne.
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Holy Shit. Elon Musk just popped into a Twitter Spaces chat with a bunch of journalists. He was called out by journalist Drew Harrell, who he banned, for lying about posting links to his private information, then leaves almost immediately after being pressed. Here is the exchange
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i think one of the twitter engineers left a present for elon 💙
back in the day there were these things called "vanity" URLs that very early employees could claim. they were on the root of t.co, twitter's link shortener
try visiting this: t dot co/elon
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I’ve come up with an interim solution to the queuing issue to see the Queen’s coffin in Westminster, let me know what you think, it’s not perfect but I don’t see anyone else coming up with anything
Even though I grew up in The Shire, as the son of Hong Kong immigrants, every single heartfelt story of people looking for acceptance and a place to belong hit me right in the feels. Bravo. 👏👏👏 #thirdculturekid #abctv
For all of you who missed our cinema release, HERE OUT WEST will have its broadcast premiere on @ABCTV + iView on Sunday 14th of August at 8.30pm! We’re so excited to share our story straight into your living rooms!
For anybody who watched #QandA and wondered why @kmillerheidke opened with the line “I usually say this song is about dancing on the grave of an arsehole”, here's why: theguardian.com/music/2022/m…
When the world economy tanks in about five years time because of @BoredApeYC backed #NFT derivatives that nobody actually understands, historians will look back on the event and call it the "Subprimate Mortgage Crisis" 🤦🏻♂️#latestagecaptialism
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Don't trust @United Airlines if you're an Australian trying to fly home from the US. They'll accept no responsibility at all if their contractor loses your COVID-19 sample/results and will do absolutely NOTHING to make up for it. – at Burien, WA
Replying to @CLXHealth
@CLXHealth @Safeway @EurofinsUS between the three of you, somebody lost my COVID PCR test sample (JUIAGCWPWP) from last Friday and I have a @United flight home to Australia in 5 hours time. What the hell?! 😠
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“Can you explain this gap in your resume” yeah I made it in LaTeX and I don’t know how to make the paragraph breaks smaller
As a @AmexAU cardholder since 2017, I'm going to seriously consider letting my membership lapse next year. If you and @Chubb could let down the Griffiths family so disgracefully on a dodgy technicality, how on Earth can I ever trust your insurance cover?
ab.co/3zisOZV – at Sydney, New South Wales


















