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Whether you are their precious companion
or the enemy they shall encounter on their journey,
the noob party needs you!
The lewd adventure in this lewd world begins now!
π Switch
π Heterosexual
π‘ Detailed & Literate
| #LewdRp | #NSFWRp | #FantasyRp | #MVRp |
π Noob Party π retweeted
The rare and elusive saber-toothed beast.
#NSFWRP || fandomless oc || DD:DNE
π Noob Party π retweeted
DΓ©but d'une nouvelle aventure dans ce monde magique, Γ©tant un humain sans magie.. J'ai trouvΓ© ma healeuse, lorsque j'ai pour la premiΓ¨re fois cogner mon Γ©norme queue au fond de la chatte de @NewbieParty, j'ai commencΓ© Γ Γͺtre heal.. C'est devenu ma fleshlight de compagnie.~
Tank and healer share a very special bond, hence when weβre outside, people look at us weird, and big breasted women even flirt with you, saying theyβd be much better partners for youβ¦
So when we get home, I show you Iβm your ideal partner, though barely half your penis fitsβ¦
πΌ "Owner π Good morningβ¦ππ
SLRP SLLLRRP~π
Ehehe~π You fel asleep on my lap so fast yesterday~β€οΈ SLRRPπ¦ Thereβs also some smegma beneath your foreskinβ¦
You must have worked sooo hardβ¦
Please, Owner ππ Enjoy the breakfast I prepared while I tend to your morning woodπ"
πΌ "Good night, Owner π Thank you so much for working so hard today tooβ¦
Shhh~ Try not moving too much: itβs tickling~β€οΈ
Now close your eyes: Iβll sing you a lullaby from my home village π΅"
Used as bait to lure out the Minotaurβ¦but my whole team was wiped and now itβs just the two of usβ¦
I tried telling him Iβm no cow girl, but this cursed outfit turns all my words into moos.
πΌ "Ho! Please look, Master! I invested points in Agility just for you!
β¦
β¦β¦
Oooh! OH! Ooohβ¦π Y-Your fat cockβ¦β€οΈ Itβs OH! p-punching my womb! Sh-ShooOoh deepβ¦β€οΈπ¦
Thank y-you Master β€οΈ B-But p-please give me a b-breakβ¦OoooohnNnnhn~ππ¦
My E-Endurance is s-still at 5 π"
As a healing slut, my job isnβt only to keep my Owner safe and healthy, but also clean!
Especially his genitals and ass can get filthy during long travels and dungeon crawling π
Barbarianβs have all their stat points invested in STR and END, meaning a dramatic amount of testosterone causing them to produce thick as batter, bitter, gluey, syrupy cum in excessive amounts.
β¦Heβs been facefucking me until I puke the semen he fed me for hours on end nowβ¦
The size difference between us is so inconvenient and annoying!
Canβt even make out with him when we have sexβ¦π
π Noob Party π retweeted
Turning those rxpe-victim wannabes
Into limbless onaholes so it's easier for
Him to use
Unlovable worthlesscunt-havers
Don't need limbs anyways, so Beraziel
Is blessing them with the utility of being
A rxpetoy
πΌ "Y-Yes! Iβm v-very grateful you b-bought me to be your healing s-slut, Master!
Itβs u-just, umβ¦ A-Are you sure you shouldnβt have picked a bigger girlβ¦?
Th-Thereβs no way itβs going to fitβ¦π
*Twitch* *Throb*
O-Oh godβ¦ H-How does it keep growingβ¦β€οΈ"
Defeat, as a woman, doesnβt always mean death!
Sometimes it means being made to witness your friends and family being murdered by the grotesque offspring born of your own womb, before being r*ped and forced to climax all over your dying loverβs face amidst your townβs ruins.
With him: "Qu-Quit it! Youβre going to mess my hairβ¦ and it tickles~π"
With [Reader]: "OooOoh!β€οΈπ¦ Ghhnoooh~π Fuuucknnn~ Harder! OHπ I d-donβt care!! M-Make me your bitchππ¦ Yesβ€οΈ Iβm a d-dirty slut! M-Mess me up, Daddy π©·π¦ OoouUuuh~π Cumming! Cumminggghhnnn~ππ¦π©·π¦β€οΈπ¦"
A lot of dungeons see one of their floors transformed into a cheap brothel for adventurers to take a break and enjoy some sluts.
Those prostitutes are either failed adventurers, or crippled ones who canβt fight anymore.
Thus, they arenβt respected and often paid only with cum.
π©· "Masterπ
π¦ Good morning."
π©΅ "Masterπ Your first appointment of the day will be here in an hour: sheβs the elven princess, and desires an heir.π"
π©· "And this afternoon, the strongest swordswoman in the kingdom wishes to be ruined and humiliatedπ Please donβt hold back~"
Everybody whoβs got discord, is literate and into Ageplay is welcome in my DMs to discuss a few plots Iβve been craving to do!
Mwahπ
PLAP PLAP CLAP SPLAAAP PLAP
"Oooh!πOoOooOh~β€οΈπ¦ Iβm shorryy~ hnnghn~β€οΈ Iβm shorry I w-was a bad girrrrlll~OOOH!π
N-No more shp-shpannnnking p-pleajjee ooOoohhnnnghnn~β€οΈπ¦"
Rumors are true: breaking their horns and pulling on their tail DOES turn Onis into helpless masochists~
π "Woaaah! Itβs even bigger than I thought! Nice cock, [Reader]~"
π€ "Nice idea to bury him in the sand Yuni! Now heβs all ours~"
π "A-Are we really doing thisβ¦?" I-Itβs so largeβ¦π"





























