The Home Office has seceded from government this week, Teresa May spotted looking suspicious around a Bureau de Change
The new Pope has been announced as the moon. Assuming its papal duty full-time, lunar service will instead soon be taken by Paddy McGuinness
On Sunday everything will become two kilograms heavier. Citizens are reminded to treat with caution items such as pens, paper clips and dust
Morning has broken, maintenance work on morning begins Thursday. Morning will be replaced by a replacement dusk service until further notice