Nicholas Dominic Furrington-Smythe🫐 & Kevin T.

Please don’t take anything I put on here too seriously, I just have a warped sense of humour

N: @everyone Don’t forget the clocks go forward an hour tonight.

This storm in blackpool has just overturned someone's house

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Scottys mum has successfully locked herself out of the phone and tablet, Dad is trying to find a workaround method. In the meantime she seems to be picking up a bit, more soon.

N: Interesting fact. If you have an iPhone turn Siri on say Lumos and your torch comes on, say Nox and it turns off. Well I thought it was interesting

N: Dad was shopping on line, never seen doughnuts like this, he was on Asda.

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Dad has had enough he’s not going to visit mum until she contacts him. Just laying in hospital bed, getting staff to feed her, saying everyone’s forgotten about her. Won’t even put code in her phone. Anyone who has her on their friends list is welcome to try and contact her ( best of luck), if she won’t help herself why should I be bothered

N: A couple of photos of mum. 1 taken 7th Aug. In Preston, 2 taken today in Blackpool

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Welcome to @PosherScouse , a great writer and publisher. Well worth a follow.

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N: Important announcement I’m starting my very own YouTube channel. An occasional travel series. My first adventure is next week, and I am going from Preston to Glasgow, with TPE 1St Class, and back the same day, it might be one film or two, depending on how much gets filmed by my camera person youtube.com/@NickFurrington

N: Came across this classic youtu.be/tEGiNVbGngE?is=TyBA…

N: A person is having a medical episode so they go to see a doctor. The doctor says, "Tell me what is problem please." The person said, "Every time I pass wind, it goes, Honda Honda." The doctor says, "Please to take your pants off! I will examine you." The person dropped their pants! On examination the doctor found the person had an abscess on there anu# The doctor told them, "You have an abscess on your anu#!" The person said, "How did that create the problem?" The doctor said, "Abscess makes the fart go, Honda!"

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N: Unfortunately, the cost of living has finally affected us financially. In order to offset the extra cost for food, electricity, etc. I have a need to make some extra money on the side...it is what it is.🙄 So here’s to my new venture. So...I am now proud to announce that I am selling ADULT TOYS. I hope no one will feel embarrassed to ask for them. I have all kinds, sizes, and styles according to your needs. I can send pictures and dimensions etc. Just ask. Discretion is guaranteed!! 😉 Ask for yours anytime. I have everything listed below: . -Zimmer frames -Wheelchairs -Oxygen tanks -Walking sticks -Nappies -Teeth glue -Heating pads and more Copy n paste if u have a sense of humour!!!... I did!! 🤣🤣 We all need a good laugh!