Watching "Weird: the @alyankovic story" was eye-opening -- I didn't realize how many times he graciously let @Roku suddenly interrupt his spotlight so they could advertize themselves. They rode his coattails to become the platform they are today.
Truly a selfless artist.
Marvel at the intricate CLERKitechture.
@ThatKevinSmith #conveniencetour
Hey, @ThatKevinSmith... we're 8 rows from the stage. Come sit with us and watch the film 😂❤
#ConvenienceTour #ClerksIII
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Came out to see @ThatKevinSmith at his #ConvenienceTour stop in Kansas City. Got myself a signed lunch box.
I can hear the #Emancipation trailer now:
"They told him he could never be free. He told them to keep his life's aim out their f*ckin' mouth."
@AppleTVPlus @jimmyfallon #WillSmith
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Mad about @HalleBailey being #Ariel because "it's not canon"? Let me remind you that the MOST canonical thing a mermaid can be is a nightmarish demon that was only pretty to seduce and shipwreck sailors... so the 1988 version is ridiculous, too.
#TheLittleMermaid
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Did you all watch #BetterCallSaul last night? Because I stole the show as Uncredited Nameless Airline Passenger #1 over there on the left.
The bald one. No, rewind. See? Gimme my Emmy, @TheEmmys.
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@BetterCallSaul, @petergould thank you for having me on your show ❤ keep me in mind for any lead roles on further projects.
If I was @thegame, I'd be embarrassed to put out any songs that feature other artists; all his collaborations sound like he's recording contest submissions for the chance to be featured on THEIR song.
The man is undefeated at getting skunked by everyone else on his own shit.
How you gonna call yourself THE Game when you barely brought MGKs D Game?
@thegame @Eminem #TheBlackSlimShady
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My mood since the #SCOTUS overturned #RoeVWade has been Azrael from @ThatKevinSmith's DOGMA:
"Have you ever BEEN to Hell? I think not. I'd rather not exist than go back to that."
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"Excuse me, ma'am, what business do you have traveling into a Safe State today? Mmmhmm. Step out of the car and take this field fertility test."
#RoeVsWade #SCOTUSIsCorrupt
Kyle Rittenhouse put on a logo hat and told the Charlie Kirk Podcast that he'll be going to Texas A&M this fall. Quickly and publicly, the university replied "no the fuck he isn't."
No cap.
#KyleRittenhouse @TexasLonghorns #ShotDown
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This just in:
Amber Heard's acting was so bad in that production of HEARD V DEPP, the jury decided she had to pay her co-star $15 million for attaching his name to it.
#JohnnyDeppAmberHeard #JohnnyDepp #JohnnyDeppVerdict
Mass shootings have become the Superbowl gun commercials of the hillbilly demographic
#Uvalde #UvaldeMassacre #NRA @NRA #guncontrol
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This winter, don't forget to dress your kids for the current climate: hat, scarf, gloves, and full metal jacket.
#WeLiveInAWorldOfShit #UvaldeMassacre #uvlade
America spends far more time flexing in the mirror than it does actually lifting the weight.
Welcome to the gun show.
#Uvalde #UvaldeMassacre
A Vietnam War Vet and a Second Grader sit on a park bench, wearing the same Thousand Yard Stare.
They're both waiting for Charlie to move.
Social Studies should not be a "once more into the breach, dear friends" situation.
#Uvalde #UvaldeMassacre
Biden speaks in Buffalo? Oh lordy, hallelujah.
Maybe next week, Bono and The Edge can perform another "What White People Think" concert on the sidewalk right in FRONT of the Jefferson Street Tops while Jeff Dunham performs with ten new puppets.
#Buffalo #BuffaloMassacre
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