🧵 Perhaps my most important thread 🧵 And suddenly, we’re done. Completed. Met the goal we set out to meet. No more negative tests and being poked to find out why. No more wondering when. No more wondering if. [1/7] 👇

Jay Z picking himself for the Super Bowl halftime show.

I roasted a chicken, then used that to make homemade bone broth, then used that to make roasted chicken, brown butter, and red potato chowder and then I took the chicken skin from the roasted chicken and roasted it more so it was extra crispy and chopped it up and put it on top.

I have already forgotten about Naz Read.

Watching Sam Darnold throw another interception.

The Minnesota Vikings have not lost a game since December 7th, 2025.

6-0. #Skol

Gopher hockey swept #3 North Dakota. Gopher football beat #15 Iowa. The Minnesota Vikings beat the Colts to improve to 6-0. What a freaking weekend. Enjoy it.

Will Reichard will have the offensive line cut for allowing one of his kicks to be blocked.

Kyler Murray is taking hits like he wants to be on IR for the Grand Theft Auto 6 release.

Even AI slop graphics know better than doing white on silver. These @CBSSports score bugs have been brutal.

The Gophers have toppled 3 ranked opponents, won the Little Brown Jug, won Floyd of Rosedale, got Fox Noon Kickoff, had PJ Fleck smear blood on his face, and now will be on College GameDay. This season has been remarkably fun.

The smaller of my small children joined us for her first weekend breakfast date. Nobody has ever said nicer things about me than the group of old ladies at the next table, watching me keep some form of peace.

…Why wouldn’t UCF go for two?

THE MINNESOTA STATE FAIR GOPHERS TROPHY CASE IS GONNA BE STACKED. LETS GOOOOOO.

GOPHERS SWEPT NORTH DAKOTA. 🏒 GOPHERS BEAT IOWA. 🏈 WHAT A HOMECOMING WEEKEND! RAH!

M-I-N-N-E-S-O-T-A M I N N E S O T A M I N N E S O T A Yeahhhhhhhh GOPHERS! RAH.

M-I-N-N-E-S-O-T-A M I N N E S O T A M I N N E S O T A Yeahhhhhhhh GOPHERS! RAH. 🧹 🧹

WYATT CULLEN HATS OF TO THEE

Gophers vs. North Dakota. Added benefit: it’s before her bedtime so we posed for a picture and now we can watch together 😂 LETS GOOOOOO!