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NickMom

@NickMom

The official voice of NickMom: We're making motherhood... #motherfunny! Tune in every night at 10PM ET on the Nick Jr. channel.

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Joined December 2011
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If you've ever said something easy is "like taking candy from a baby," you've never tried to take candy from a baby. A baby will cut you.
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Getting a 4yo to cooperate when you're running late is like getting a cat to cooperate EVER.
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These Dora jerseys were a hit at yesterday's #TimberRattlers game! Here's how you can win one: bit.ly/1K1ZAl5
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Happy 24th birthday to our original Nicktoons: Rugrats, Ren and Stimpy, & Doug! cc @90sAreAllThat
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I have 3 kids and only 2 granola bars, in case you were wondering how WWIII was going to start.
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I think my toddler might be Batman. In the middle of a conversation, i'll turn around and he's not there anymore.
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Really, Drew? #Rugrats #TheLiesWeTellKids
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And then there's this moment. #KidsChoiceSports nitter.gq/NickSportsTV/status/62…
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And the cutest moment of the #KidsChoiceSports night goes to... 😊
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Another great shot from @NickelodeonTV. Derek and Jalen with @StephenCurry30 and Riley. #KidsChoiceSports
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.@DangeRussWilson getting a quick #KidsChoiceSports pep before tonight's 8pm/7c show!
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According to my imaginary menu plan, we're having our traditional family dinner tonight. I call it "Something with Chicken." – at Fort Wayne, IN
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I didn't teach my kids how to use the microwave for nothing. #SummerBreak2015
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All the moms at the neighborhood pool checking out my sturdy leather velcro sandals.
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An outtake from our shoot 2day! 💕Have U seen our show!? #secretmindofasinglemom go & ck it at NickMom.com
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I think toddlers want to use public restrooms just to have more options to touch things they're told not to touch.
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Today a mom with a 6 month old asked me if she'll ever sleep again. I just pointed to my eye bags. Words are insufficient.
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Thought the baby might have eaten a small toy part. Turns out if fell down my shirt and into my bra, unnoticed. Parenting!
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Sorry I can't join u for a spa pedicure. I just had one yesterday. *cut to my 3yo spraying my foot w/a squirt gun filled with toilet water*
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I hope my teeth enjoy these 3 minutes of minty freshness before their 8-hour coffee bath.
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