I have a confession to make.
I committed massive voter fraud: I voted for Doug Jones hundreds of times, using fake names, IDs, birth certificates, the works.
My name is Ryan Grubb and I am the Offensive Coordinator for the Alabama Crimson Tide. Please arrest and prosecute me.
At least youโre honest.
My God is Jesus Christ
Your god is White Supremacy.
Easiest vote Iโve ever cast, even with Ken Paxton being a corrupt douchebag. At least neither he nor his supporters hate my children, my God, or my country.
Iโm done with this gay-race-commie crap perpetuated by weirdos who only want to tear down what great people built because they have no purpose or meaning in life.
Imperfect Christians, using imperfect capitalism, built an imperfect Western Civilization, and itโs the greatest thing to happen to mankind. Donโt let losers try to destroy it just because it isnโt perfect.
Fran Hong you shall be reincarnated as the Junior Senator from Wisconsin on January 3, 2029
Replying to @ProletariatArm
I voted for David Crowley and Democrats down and up the ballot. Please do not write me in!
I never feel as spiritually in tune with a fictional character than I do with Election Day Josh Lyman
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January
JD Vance at the Oracle of Delphi: Tell me, what will happen in the midterm elections
The Oracle: the losing side will post Harry Potter fanfiction and Star Wars, while the winning side will post edits of Mussolini
JD Vance smiled to himself, confidentโฆ
Ignoring the fact that 90% of the people who sing this get ignominiously slaughtered in the second act, this goes hard as fuck.
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Thereโs not enough Diet Coke in the world to make this Monday go by any faster.
Republicans: โWe got the biggest own now!! Heโs cooked! Communist!!!!โ
The โownโ in question being that Adam Hamilton loves all creatures of God.
He may, but I donโt. These ghouls have no souls.
Protestants cut entire books out of the Bible. Gtfoh with this shit.
โ Adam Hamilton is not a Christian Pastorโ - Pastor Kelly Lohrke (Shawnee, Ks)
@RevAdamHamilton gave bibles that stripped away all homosexual versus. Heโs literally editing the word of God.
Chat are you winning when your closing argument is โLife sucks but it will be SO MUCH WORSEโ
Dear Kansas conservatives: if we lose the senate race in Kansas we most likely lose the majority in the Senate. It could all come down to that stark reality. Sometimes in politics itโs not about a coronation but just cold reality. Vote Republican tomorrow even those of you who are hurting. If you donโt it will all get much worse. Your message of frustration has been heard loudly and clearly.
Donald Trump engineered a multimillion dollar primary to oust Liz Cheney in the House and she was almost-unanimously stripped of her leadership position. She couldnโt be elected dog catcher of Jackson Hole now.
Liz Cheney wasn't kicked out of the Republican party when she endorsed a democrat.
Lisa Murkowski wasn't kicked out of the Republican party when she endorsed a democrat.
Yet Haley Stevens got kicked out of the Democratic party immediately after she endorsed a Republican.
As I figured out not long before, the Democratic party is a cult.























