#FireTocchet
Prediction as of November 7/26
Exactly the same 3.8% chance of making the playoffs but don't expect the same result as 2025!
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PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS 😳 People are noticing something strange about the "plane" that crashed...
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LMFAO - Denmark has background music on waiting for Trump that had the lyrics "send in the clowns"
The camera then finds Marco Rubio and zooms in. 🤣🤣
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Netanyahu walked into the United Nations expecting a global audience—and instead got rows of empty seats.
As he took the podium, diplomats from more than 50 countries walked out. An Israeli tally later counted 77 delegations left the chamber when he entered to speak.
Nothing says “greatest ally” quite like delivering a speech to a half-empty room.
Whatever Netanyahu came to say, a significant number of governments had already decided they had no interest in hearing it.
I love that for him.
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This Canadian song called “Hey Mr.Trump” by One Canadian which is slamming Trump is brilliant and definitely catchy.
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Matvei's weight ended up being one of the main topics in the interview. He talked about it himself, how much he weighed, how much he's lost, the Philadelphia coach flying in to Russia, and that funny InBody body‑fat test story 😂
This one was hard. I spent way too long on it
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"I don't know if there's a better sports town in professional sports."
Porter Martone gets it.
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A former McDonald’s crew member who worked behind the counter for 3 years eats at McDonald’s 4 times a week.
She has never once as a customer ordered a standard menu item as it appears on the board. Every order is a customized build that uses the modification system she learned on the other side of the counter. Builds that taste different from anything on the menu. Builds that cost less than the premade combos. Builds that use ingredients most customers don’t know they can request.
Her friend watched her order one afternoon and said: “What did you just order? That’s not on the menu.”
“Nothing I eat here is on the menu. I order the ingredients. The menu board shows you the premade combinations McDonald’s wants you to buy. The POS system behind the counter has 200+ modifications on every item. I order from the system. You order from the board. We’re eating at the same restaurant. We’re not eating the same food.”
Her friend said: “You can do that?”
“You can add any sauce to any sandwich. You can swap patties between items. You can add ingredients from one sandwich to another. You can request fresh-made to order. You can rebuild a $6.19 Big Mac for $3.29 with a McDouble and two modifications. The kitchen makes what the screen says. The screen prints whatever you type into the kiosk. The kiosk has every modification the POS has. You’ve been ordering from a menu board that shows you 40 items. The system behind it has 200+ builds. You just never asked.”
She showed her friend 11 things customization tricks, secret builds, ordering strategies, and app hacks that transform McDonald’s from a fixed menu into a build-your-own kitchen.
Here’s the full playbook 🧵
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There are an estimated 70 million Samsung Smart TVs plugged into American living rooms right now, and close to 65 million of them have never had their network or streaming settings touched since the day someone pulled them out of the box.
A family has complained their Netflix "randomly buffers," their apps "take forever to load," their picture "looks worse than it used to," and their TV "feels slower every year" for 3 years straight.
They upgraded their internet plan once. $70/month to $90/month.
They bought a $140 Wi-Fi extender.
None of it fixed the TV.
Not because the internet was too slow. Not because the extender didn't work. Because the TV itself — sitting on factory-default network settings, running background data collection that was quietly eating bandwidth, connected to the weaker of two available Wi-Fi bands, holding onto a DNS configuration nobody ever touched, and still running the exact software build it shipped with two years ago was the actual bottleneck the entire time.
Their neighbor, a home theater installer who calibrates and configures over 200 TVs a year across client homes, sat down with their remote for about 7 minutes on a Sunday evening.
He didn't touch their internet plan. Didn't recommend a new TV. Didn't suggest a streaming box to bypass the smart TV software entirely. Didn't call Samsung support.
He changed 9 settings.
Netflix buffering stopped completely. App load times dropped from 12+ seconds to under 3. The picture sharpened noticeably without changing a single picture-quality setting. The TV that used to take 40 seconds to boot up now turns on almost instantly.
Same TV. Same plan. Same living room. Same Wi-Fi network.
"Your TV was never too old for this. It was never told how to actually manage a connection. And nobody not Samsung, not your internet provider, not the store that sold it to you was ever going to tell you the fix was free."
Here are the 9 settings he changed 🧵


















