Author, comic, speaker, aggressive bath taker
NYC
Joined August 2009
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In honor of salons reopening here’s a look at my hair care in quarantine. @madisonreedllb Full video can be seen at youtube.com/watch?v=uGQ3Bn5Q…
I won my office’s ugly sweater contest. I didn’t know there was a contest, I just put on my favorite sweater and went to work. #holidays #uglysweater #winning
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Do you ever throw stale cool ranch Doritos in the trash so you won’t eat the rest of the bag and then five hours later eat them out of the trash? Asking for a friend.
I was always sure I wanted kids until it was time to have kids and seeing my friends go through it it makes me think I might want to adopt. A highway.
I don’t understand mini soda cans. They’re the thimbles of soda cans. When I hold one I don’t know whether to drink it or play monopoly.
The zipper just broke on the only pants that still fit me ... or so I thought #2020
I was freaking out about a big work presentation today then I looked at my screen and realized I was presenting to three cats. #2020
I thought we’d all silently agreed to gain weight during Covid and it now seems that is not the case...I can’t wait for gyms to reopen. Not for me. But for the people who have been secretly exercising and are now doing their cross fit next to my half-ass workouts in my park.
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Calling all #womeninediscovery! Register now for a #webinar on Wed, July 29 at 1 PM ET on Women in Legal Operations & Technology featuring panelists @Chi_from_afar from @RelativityHQ, @NikkiMacCallum from @lhediscovery and more! Spread the word! bit.ly/3jL58pS