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Reminds of when an ex-friend used to move crazy around my funds. We talked very often because we used to run a business together. But anytime he borrows money from me, things will change. Unread texts, missed calls, zero communication. The most annoying part was that the bro will be online posting memes and shorts, but will ignore my calls and texts unless I text him about a critical matter about the business we were running together. I noticed this pattern and warned him several times.
It's better to tell me you don't have it than start avoiding me because it makes me look like a fool and I don't like that look. But bro relied on our shared history to continue his attitude. One good day after a particularly painful episode, I showed up on his doorsteps with "loan recovery agents", as he was chilling with a fair-skinned OS, had him make the transfer immediately with small interest for the delay + emotional trauma I suffered and left. Next minute, bro told everyone that cared to listen that I was a bad person with exaggerated stories about how the loan recovery agents ransacked his appartment. And that was the end of an otherwise good relationship.
Handling money issues in relationships with friends and love interests comes down to character and principles. It could be a mutually beneficial thing or it could be the worse decision you take.
"Never borrow your close friends money"
Just give them the amount you can afford as gift
I lost 3 good friends cos of this. ...
Two still dey owe me money for over 1 year now....
Now if someone ask me for loan, I just send them various loan apps they can get it from
Some people are terrible in paying back loans
Special shoutout to all those loan recovery officers, una dey try o
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Enugu brought me out!
#MobiliseForObiKwankwaso
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You don't have to understand every part of your journey to remain faithful. Sometimes you take the next step with the light you have.🤍
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The internet can make you feel behind in life simply because everyone else's milestones are visible while your own struggles remain private.🤍
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Reminds of when an ex-friend used to move crazy around my funds. We talked very often because we used to run a business together. But anytime he borrows money from me, things will change. Unread texts, missed calls, zero communication. The most annoying part was that the bro will be online posting memes and shorts, but will ignore my calls and texts unless I text him about a critical matter about the business we were running together. I noticed this pattern and warned him several times.
It's better to tell me you don't have it than start avoiding me because it makes me look like a fool and I don't like that look. But bro relied on our shared history to continue his attitude. One good day after a particularly painful episode, I showed up on his doorsteps with "loan recovery agents", as he was chilling with a fair-skinned OS, had him make the transfer immediately with small interest for the delay + emotional trauma I suffered and left. Next minute, bro told everyone that cared to listen that I was a bad person with exaggerated stories about how the loan recovery agents ransacked his appartment. And that was the end of an otherwise good relationship.
Handling money issues in relationships with friends and love interests comes down to character and principles. It could be a mutually beneficial thing or it could be the worse decision you take.
"Never borrow your close friends money"
Just give them the amount you can afford as gift
I lost 3 good friends cos of this. ...
Two still dey owe me money for over 1 year now....
Now if someone ask me for loan, I just send them various loan apps they can get it from
Some people are terrible in paying back loans
Special shoutout to all those loan recovery officers, una dey try o
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I floated my idea of being cremated and set free in the fields to my family and they looked at me like I was going loco or something. I have no need for exhorbitant ceremonies for show or internment in any fancy position. Let it be just me, the open spaces and the heavens.... Even as an ancestor, I won't give a flippin fk what my decendants do on this plane.
Bruh, when i die, don’t bury me in my house.
I don’t vibe with such culture. Everything i own goes to my wife and son. Whatever she intends doing with the property we both worked for is up to her.
There is a cemetery. Bury me there or get my ashes after all i was created from dust.
We put so much energy on things that don’t matter ‼️
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Teachers in top international British schools are well paid that some banking jobs.
Some earn as high as 400k
No dey underate teachers ooo
Besides it has been proven that teachers are good people to marry inorder to raise a disciplined child..
Buy abeg don't marry Introtech teacher o make she no go use over discipline make ur pikin run commit from house
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Since I got married, this is why I never follow any girl talk . Because you fit mistakenly meet this kind of girl with this vibe, and you go just fall in love. Omo problem go enter your marriage oo. 😂
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Customer: "Bring two more bottles."
Waitress: "Sir, that will be ₦500,000."
He didn't look at the amount. He just opened his banking app.
Customer: "Done."
His friends cheered. Twenty minutes later, he ordered again.
Waitress: "That's ₦1 million, sir."
Customer: "Done."
By 1 a.m., the table was covered in bottles, sparklers, and phones recording the night. Each time the waitress returned with a bill, the answer was the same.
Customer: "Done."
At 2 a.m., she added up the total quietly at the bar. ₦10 million. He hadn't paused once.
She was about to bring the next bill when she remembered something she had overheard earlier, when he was laughing with a friend.
Customer: "Relax, I'll sort out the staff salaries on Friday. Tonight is for us."
She walked to the manager.
Waitress: "Sir, the table has spent ₦10 million. I think some of it is his company's money."
Manager: "Then he's a good customer. Don't interfere."
Waitress: "He hasn't felt any of it. It's just notifications on his phone."
Manager: "That's not our problem. Take the next order."
She paused.
Waitress: "Can I ask the cashier to bring up the money he has already spent? In cash."
Manager: "You want me to carry ₦10 million onto the floor, for a customer who's still spending?"
Waitress: "If he stops, we lose one more round. If he doesn't, he may lose a lot more than that. If anyone asks, I'll take the blame.
The manager hesitated, then nodded.
A few minutes later, the waitress returned to the table......
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NASARAWA STATE: SECURITY, EDUCATION, HEALTHCARE AND LIFTING OUR PEOPLE OUT OF POVERTY
Following yesterday’s visit to Kogi State, I proceeded to Akwanga, Nasarawa State, today, 28 October 2026, to continue our series of town hall meetings across Nigeria. These engagements provide an opportunity to interact directly with our people, listen to their concerns, and understand their expectations for a better Nigeria.
In Akwanga, I granted an interview to a local radio station, where we discussed critical national issues, particularly insecurity, the economy, and the urgent need to lift millions of Nigerians out of poverty.
I was subsequently joined by my dear elder brother and the NDC Vice Presidential Candidate, His Excellency, Senator Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso, for the town hall meeting.
Participants raised important questions and shared their concerns about insecurity, particularly the challenges women face in accessing their farms; support for persons with disabilities and other vulnerable groups; fuel subsidy; corruption; the present government’s excessive borrowing; the deteriorating state of our schools; and other challenges affecting their daily lives.
In my response, I assured the participants that our first priority, upon election, would be to unite the country, decisively tackle corruption, and confront the insecurity ravaging communities across Nigeria.
I also reaffirmed our shared commitment to massive investment in education and healthcare, including the provision of at least one fully functional primary healthcare centre in every political ward across the country. Our goal is to reduce the cost of living, expand opportunities, and lift Nigerians out of poverty.
I sincerely thank all participants, our party members, the organisers, and the good people of Nasarawa State for their warm reception, thoughtful contributions, and active participation.
A New Nigeria is POssible, and Nigeria will be OK! -PO
