NoContextGames

"Are you a man or a woman?" “I’m a villain.” “What gender are you?” “Evil.” “Yeah, but what’s in your pants?” “Doom.”

"I like my others shirt more but I got food on it " "You got food on it?" "Of course, we were eating."

Sorry, I didn't realize that was your pizza in waiting.

"Hey, did that sound like a loud meaty thump to you?"

"He lets out a roar and eats the squirrel demon whole like it's a lawyer on a toilet."

DM "Speaking of that one scene in Shrek..." Sorcerer "This makes me uncomfortable without context."

"Three in the black bear, one in the brown bear."

"Flextape and Fur is my Coheed and Cambria cover band."

DM "The demon has a monomaniacal focus on the rogue." Sorcerer "Well it has one eye, so it's a monocular focus."

"Ah yes, the old parable of the sword squirrel and the moon bear."

"Deep and Wet! Deep and Wet! There's a squirrel noise cursing deep and wet!"

"This is the prequel to Squirrel with a Gun."

"The twenty-one habits of highly flammable faces."

To the tune of Neverending Story "RAPIER OF FIII-IIII-IRE!"

"What do you mean we're out of Eldritch Blast?"

Druid "Everybody suck it in, it's cave bear time!" Sorcerer "That is one Ursus Chonkus." DM "A true UNIT of Absolution."

Barbarian: "I don't want to be here now." Cleric: "Good news, you'll have to kill your way out!" Barbarian: "...I want to be here again."

"Do not speak to me of the shoebody, witch, I was there when it was bopped."

"It's always SOMETHING with you modules!"

"Kryptonians could make helium instead of methane! You never know!"

"It's not a hermitage, it's a windmill." "Does it look like it had a werewolf explode out of it?"