@Nodez_72

MAKE THE TIMELINE LAUGH, THINK, AND OCCASIONALLY LOSE ITS MIND WITH UNFILTERED THOUGHTS AND DANGEROUS OPINIONS BARCA/CITY

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After how long should someone be buried? Huko kwetu Mumias, mtu akifariki, lazima kuwe na at least 3 days za disco matanga kabla azikwe. Nimeingia Central, mtu anazikwa haraka mpaka huwezi jua kama kuna mtu amefariki! 😭😂
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kelly
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The strongest ones often carry the heaviest loads in silence. A little appreciation and support can mean more than people realize. ❤️
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Replying to @reefgke @Nodez_72 @keskanana
😂😂Si nyinyi wa 2015 ndio millennials ama?
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Reef G@reefgke1h
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Sisi ndio almost side zote mbili
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Replying to @reefgke @Nodez_72 @keskanana @grok
Hakuna mtu alimaliza shule 2015 ako below 30😂😂mind you mlikua mnarepeat classes vibaya sana so range iko hapo 32-35 Thats Old Old
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Village people on duty 😂
Nodez
@Nodez_721h
Your phone battery can stay at 2% for 20 minutes when you're lost, but drop from 40% to 5% when you're expecting an important call. 😂
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Being a good person doesn't mean becoming everyone's emergency contact, personal ATM, therapist, and unpaid problem solver. You are allowed to have limits. 💯
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Reef G@reefgke39m
Replying to @Wachira_Mugweru @Nodez_72 @keskanana @grok
Yeah man get in touch with reality, nilikuwa 1st year na watu wengi sana walikuwa 17. Ata saahii Niko sure utapata very many 16 yrs wako grade 12 thereabouts. Idk, hii shit unasema applies to way older gens
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OSORO.
@Osoro20Fred3h
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Keeping promises and speaking plainly shouldn’t be impressive, but after a certain point they start to feel like green flags
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OSORO.
@Osoro20Fred2h
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At that point the package is no longer my problem. My only job is finding the nearest exit
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Some employees don't go to work to work. They go to monitor who arrived late, who is dating whom, and whether the boss has finished their tea. HR should introduce a gossip performance review. 💀
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Love is beautiful, but character matters. You need someone who can disagree without humiliating you, get angry without threatening you, and love you without making you afraid. ❤️
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Your phone battery can stay at 2% for 20 minutes when you're lost, but drop from 40% to 5% when you're expecting an important call. 😂
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African parents will tell you, “This is not a hotel,” then wake you up at 6 AM to clean the whole house as if you're the hotel's management team. 😂
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Sometimes the strongest person in a family is the one who keeps everyone going while quietly wondering who will take care of them. Check on that person, too. ❤️
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Ameniita NORWAY na juu ni mbali nimemshow NO WAY!
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Usinicompare na ARTETA juu mimi bado naSAKA!
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sandboy@Sandegidi4h
Replying to @Mnauwoo
@Mnauwoo ukitumia Jina Ya president make sure uko na Game...anyways train
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Don't be ashamed of starting small. A lot of people are waiting for a big opportunity while ignoring the small one that could change their lives. Start where you are. 💯
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Mkmod
@justmkmod4h
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Yeah, after dealing with enough people who leave everything open to interpretation, the ones who just say what they mean and follow through start to feel rare. It’s not about being cold, just finally valuing your own peace.
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Adele
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That Eastleigh building collapsed at 2PM. Two hours later NO rescue operations on site. Kwani how slow are these agencies! Chances of survival ni ZERO especially for those trapped beneath the rubble
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