Noli, The Shopkeeper

[📌] "Hello, this is the part where you buy things!" #pwnedby1400 #ptwt #parodytwt

Now, I know this isn’t Greeny Guy because she isn’t speaking all like “Oh Look At Me I Am Green And Evil Ooo I Pick My Nose”

Post this on your account and see how many people wanna: :P - block you :) - be your friend : > - hear your voice :3 - meet you irl ! - hold your hand <3 - date you </3 - ignore you >:) - kill you ^_^ - hug you

I won? Nevermind, you should know the deal! Vote me!

1. No, and I don't plan to. I'm not THAT desparate! 2. Thank you, thank you. I know. Maybe you should invest in a purple vest, over a black suit, and purple bowtie, with half a mask, and spiky crown. I don't know, just a suggestion.

Wow, uhm.. I don't know how to feel about this.

..?

Yorick's making me do this, ok?

Alright, how about this? If I at LEAST beat Protoboy over here, I will give a 50% off of everything for the whoooole month. Deal?

Do not let that robot win or so help me 2x2, I will put tariffs on my trinkets.

//new parody guys go follow it 👀👀👀👀

Noli’s from Forsaken! No, he is from PWNed By 14:00!