M/greymuzzle/furry/ζ Occasionally opinionated/regrettably articulate/deliberately unsanitized Bring thoughts, not thirst. nomen dot pennae at proton dot me
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I do Zoo advocacy through words, ideas, and wit.
I don't share porn. I share perspective.
Zoo isn't degradation. It's Love.
If you’re looking to sell, goon, or be degraded, you're after a different beast.
I was promised a life of dangerous appetites and romantic transgression.
Somehow this now involves buying dog food in bulk.
Dear Zoo,
You were taught certain doors should never be opened.
Those behind them are wondering what's taking you so long.
Halloween is the annual reminder that monsters are often a matter of perspective.
Some of us simply learned which black dog to follow.
The kids are all in bed. The parties are all over. And now it’s just you and #ZooTT. Time to cuddle up with a good ghost story! Check out, “The Hound of All Souls,” and our annual Samhain ritual!
Listen here!
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Happy Halloween! If you meet a spectral black dog tonight, he already assumes you have taste.
He appears at midnight, glances toward the woods, and leaves the rest to your imagination.
It would be rude not to see where this goes.
The funniest thing about being called "unnatural" is how often the accusation arrives from someone dressed as an animal.
Oh hallway pause, oh trembling Zoo,
A door awaits, a door for you.
With cookies sweet, and stickers too,
And knots that bind, yet set you true.
Antis spend more time thinking about us than we spend thinking about them.
If that's not devotion, it's at least bad time management.
Nothing quite like getting to breathe freely for the first time in your life.
Dear Zoo,
Remember: you're not real. Just a mass hallucination spanning continents, languages, and history.
Like Santa Claus, if Santa was into ferals and existential dread.
Speak not always, but when you do, let it be obscure enough to dodge moderation and clear enough to find your people.
For sincerity is a dangerous game, and irony a safer sheath in which Truth may sometimes hide.
Zoo history is largely the story of people finding each other despite everyone else's efforts to increase the search difficulty.
Zoo culture is being told your relationship with dogs is unhealthy by people whose fursona has a Linkedin account.