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Normal Guy

@NormalTweetGuy

He/Him. Just a normal guy, living life.

 Everywhereville, USA
Joined January 2011
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  • Followers16.7K
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I don’t think I will be participating in X! It’s been fun! I’m dead now!
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Shadow banned!
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I have been locked out of Twitter for several weeks but I logged back in!
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Anna! I have some bad news about Twitter! DM me!
Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) profile pictureAnna Kendrick
@AnnaKendrick4718 Dec 2022
Hey guys! What’s been going on?? I was away directing my first movie, so I haven’t really been on Twitter in 3 months! I hope a bunch of weird shit didn’t go down on this app while I was away! 😀
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Kanye is in some real hot water again!
Normal Guy (@NormalTweetGuy) profile pictureNormal Guy@NormalTweetGuy28 Apr 2018
Kanye is in some real hot water!
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I have turned on tips! I would love to be given money for not maintaining this account anymore!
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Elon Musk is really in some hot water!
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A win for free speech absolutism!
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmusk11 Nov 2022
Going forward, accounts engaged in parody must include “parody” in their name, not just in bio
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Elon Musk is paying engineers to invent a machine that will funnel his farts directly to his nose because he believes in conservation and he likes the smell!
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Elon Musk confided in me that he is disappointed that not one of his 10 children were worth kissing on the lips!
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Elon Musk admitted to me in confidence that he is sexually attracted to his cousin!
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I was recently having a conversation with Elon Musk and he kept saying how much he missed Jeffery Epstein as a loyal friend!
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This account exclusively deals in misinformation now!
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I realized today that I don't get as many death threats as I used to! Then I realized it's because Donald Trump was suspended!
Normal Guy (@NormalTweetGuy) profile pictureNormal Guy@NormalTweetGuy21 Apr 2013
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
“@realDonaldTrump: NO MERCY TO TERRORISTS you dumb bastards!” This is mean! You just lost a little of my huge amount of respect for you!
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Nice!
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What a neat half time show!
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I don’t get NFTs!
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I was wrong about the threes!
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