Northern Problems

I'm so Northern that I even say sorry for not smoking when someone asks me for a lighter

Never mind all this talk about an independent Scotland... it's about time we got Northern Independence

This post goes out to all the cups of tea that got forgotten about and went cold. RIP.

Down South, you're never more than 7 feet away from a Twat.

I remember when £5 would get me return bus fair, a McDonalds, jeans, a few T shirts and new sunglasses... now everywhere has fucking CCTV

I think it's about time that we bring back hanging

When someone puts milk in their mug before the tea...

Whenever a Southerner tries to imitate my Northern accent, they always end up sounding like a middle aged Indian man

I still haven't got over the War of the Roses #YorkshireProblems

That sinking feeling when you finish your brew vine.co/v/OBOF6xAjFPU