writer, director, lifter. put that together and what do you get? someone who all the girlies say is pretty fly white guy
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Tony- “Uncle June’s in the muff!”
Junior- “What?!”
Tony- “Oh sorry, did I say muff? I meant rough!”
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Piers Morgan's response on why his interview was trash and his questions were meaningless
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Guy comes home with flowers. "I guess I'll have to spread my legs now," his wife says. "Why?", he asks, "don't ya have a vase?"–Uncle Junior
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Homer Simpson!
You stand accused of eating half the population of the Planet of the Doughnuts.
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"You should not drink to forget your problems."
"Yeah, you should always drink to enhance your social skills."
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“You want to pick on immigrants? Then pick on Willie!”
“Willie, please, the children want to pick on someone their own size.”
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"Only who can prevent forest fires? You pressed you, referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is, you."
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Sergio's first home demo of You're In Love With A Psycho recorded on his phone during the making of FCOL. Full 4:14 version on our Facebook page x
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"Can't make a float without flowers."
"True enough. But did you have to salt the earth so nothing would ever grow again?"
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"The engine room has sprung a leak! It's filling up with a clear, non-alcoholic liquid!"
