Those who call for Nonsense will find that it comes.

Joined November 2022
🧵My favorite things to schizopost about are the Kohlberg stages of moral development - a well-studied framework for how humans make moral decisions - and Mos Maiorum - the unwritten norms that allowed the Roman Republic to be self-governing. It occurs to me they are related!
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I think my uber driver might be an ancient Sumerian demon
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I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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It is worth playing both because they are two completely different characters. The lines may be the same, but the performance paints a very different picture. Of those two, I think he-V is clearly more fun. She-V's delivery is aggressive and tense in almost every situation. She is sarcastic when discussing her weaknesses, and angry and confrontational when speaking with rivals. He-V delivers his more fearful or intimate lines with sincerity and vulnerability, while always adopting a cocky, confident tone with rivals, the exact opposite of she-V. The result is that she-V comes across as a scared kid lashing out. This isn't an inherently bad idea of a protagonist, but I much prefer he-V's seemingly bulletproof, Han Solo-esque charming rogue, who is doing his best to conceal his dread of his impending doom. He's both more charismatic and more complicated.
Which Cyberpunk 2077 V is better? I actually have done more playthroughs as female V but Male V gets Panam tho…
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pokimane admitting she is blowing all her money trying to get rid of AI porn of herself is the funniest fucking thing i have ever read. internet will be a female ghost town soon
Pokimane clarifies some things about Atrioc
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The "emotional labor" of ogling my wife when she gets out of the shower and molesting her while she's cooking dinner
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Smart white boys surpass their teachers in intelligence by fourth or fifth grade. Remember public elementary school teachers have IQs around 100-105 based on SAT scores. These women know it and they hate it. They like compliance. They grade based on compliance.
This is what teachers think about your white sons if you have them in public schools
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"Claude, decompile that guy's balls"
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Apparently there’s a Captive Dreamer tweet for everything.
The Libertarian Party candidate for North Carolina state senate is currently in the midst of an armed chase and shoot-out with the cops, keeping us posted with live tweets:
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I may be a physical coward. But Ive quietly lived a more adventurous emotional life than any of you “chads” could dream of
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Yelling “I can’t believe gay guys are into this shit huh!” to the doctor giving me my prostate exam trying to distract from the furious torrent of cum shooting out of my body
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I still get death threats over this
"What was your biggest impact on the internet?" I posted my friend's Minecraft house.
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Ask not what the GOP can do for you. Ask what the Democrats can do to your country.
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Every single Democrat and Democrat voter is gayer than Lindsay Graham.
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She’s a Cornell 7 but a Central Park 5
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If you read that a 2 hour extension to only 9 hours of normal voting in a country of 214 million people resulted in only 36k additional votes and you think "this seems plausible", you might not be a very intelligent person.
Lula won by 4.4 million votes. The number of votes cast after the polls reopened was under 36,000. Anyone who tells you that this is why Lulu won or that it delegitimizes the outcome is pushing a completely fake narrative.
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Latest courtroom sketch from the trial of the Cornell 7
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"The Trump administratiom has made an administrative change to the EBT program so that it can no longer be used to pay for Jay Z concerts"
You can pay $25 to see Jay Z in LA at SoFi tonight.
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The 13% drop is entirely accounted for by the 13% of women no longer pretending to be bisexual.
The share of teenage girls who identify as lesbian or bisexual has dropped sharply in just four years, per CDC data highlighted by The Washington Post. Among ninth-grade girls: Lesbian or bisexual: 30% in 2021 → 17% Bisexual alone: 26% → 13%
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I think ICE should deport her for looking like a scary monster
Woman claims she was approached by ICE and asked if she was an American citizen because she had such a dark tan. "Because I was so tan, they were about to handcuff me... and take me away, God knows where..." Patricia Krentcil said on the Light. Tan. Up. show. Area 51, maybe?
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