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Bagels

@NotBagels

I am not a bagel, though I am frequently called "Bagels". I contain multitudes. She/her

Joined June 2011
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My feet are always cold, but I hate socks because they inevitably spin around my foot until the heel is on top or slouch off or otherwise move where they shouldn't. Is this...normal? Does everyone hate socks or am I the weird one? Do you have any non-terrible socks to recommend?
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Oh, the siren song of fresh office supplies in the new year...
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It's been days and days since I took Darcy to the park (all closed due to rain) and she's so bored. I've done a ton of other exercise and enrichment with her (we wandered Lowe's last night), but she just can't settle.
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If she were a kid, this is when I'd bust out a movie or an iPad or something. But even a frozen Kong isn't working for us anymore. Poor bunny. And poor me and my concentration on work!
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I have been waiting on hold to talk to an @ADT representative for 1 HOUR AND 31 MINUTES. There is no callback option and this is my third attempt today. I want to cancel my account. This is exhausting.
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Two hours and 48 minutes in, I'm genuinely starting to believe this is a scam to keep people from cancelling. Am I in a queue that will never be answered, @ADT?
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I'm hanging up now. This is terrible customer service @ADT
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Replying to @DoorDash
@DoorDash I'm having the worst experience with you tonight. I ordered at 5:37 and was given 6:29 as theatest arrival. It's 7:03. It's been saying my dasher is arriving for 33 minutes. Customer service won't/can't help.
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My dasher says they got the wrong order and have been stuck on hold with the restaurant. Customer service told me the order is still in progress and to contsct them "in some time" for help and disconnected. @DoorDash
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Meanwhile, my whole family is very hungry. How can we get this resolved? This is awful customer service. @DoorDash
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My preferred doggy daycare doesn't let you book more than 4 weeks in advance, but I just tried to book something exactly 4 weeks from today (at 8 am no less) and they were already at capacity. I didn't realize I'd need my ticketmaster skills for this.
Ending prayers with "In Jesus's name" doesn't mean anything if the content of the prayer doesn't reflect Jesus's character.
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Seems pretty clear to me that a US soldier and his wife deceived and manipulated an Afghan couple and kidnapped their baby. This story is horrifying, and I just really hope the Afghan couple gets their baby back!!! apnews.com/article/afghan-ba…
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Them: be like Jesus Me: ok *drinks wine, calls people hypocrites, upsets men in power* Them: not like that Me: 🤷🏽‍♀️ @kat_armas
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If they talk about Jesus, but look nothing like Jesus, they are using Jesus, not following Jesus.
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Words Darcy gets excited about (a non-exhaustive list): dog park walk/outside daycare dinner treat/biscuit beef cheek shoes clothes pants laundry garage office/work kitchen/freezer kong groceries Target adventure car sprinkler/hose/pool squirrel/bird Linnea Laszlo shower trash
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