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I'm feeling stoned and alone like a heretic
Ready to meet my maker
I'm feeling stoned and alone like a heretic
I'm ready to meet my maker
Lazarus has got no dirt on me
Lazarus has got no dirt on me
And I'll rise to every occasion
I'm the Mephistopheles of Los Angeles
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“I have always felt like we are no different from our peers in that we write about what we believe in. Most bands write about their passions, beliefs and personal life in general. That's exactly what we do. So in that sense we are no different than any band out there. On the other hand, although I think music can conjure emotions, I don't think music can have a belief. A sound can't believe in something. Like if I clap my hands, it can't be said that that sound is Christian or not, evil or good etc... So basically I separate the two things. I love a lot of bands and musicians that are against what I believe. I respect them for their music and hope they can do the same”
-Cory, Norma Jean
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>he actually believes this
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Jiggaboo, Niggaboo, Colored, Cooney, Porch Monkey, Brown Babooney, Melon Muncher, Chicken Bone Sucker, Silverback, Spear Chucker, Bootlip, Spiderhead, Unemployed Night Golem, Government Honey
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Anti-Communism is a very severe, serious form of mental retardation.
Today, thanks to the help of AI, we have found that in 106% of cases with a 6% margin of error, that anti-communists suffer from neurological defects, male menopause, crippling low Testosterone, Bovine morphology and behavior.
Researchers have concluded that they cannot even be called sapient, as they are outperformed by ChatGPT Sol 5.6 in 99% of tests that involve showing critical thinking skills, reasoning and basic regard for facts.
These findings have been published by top Ivy League universities, peer-reviewed and are Official Fact.
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Metal Is Not Inherently Woke
all those retweeters really wont like this one
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If I remember correctly don't y'all kick scream and cry when you get deported form here because you UNDERSTAND that your home countries are hellholes? What is this fallacy? The actions are different than reality. For any Latino here in America that believes this, simply go home.
