Robert Brownie Jr.

@Anna_JoyF yes you can't compare, honestly, how can you like compare a spoon to a pair of boots. Totally different from each other.

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!

I had a dream about me and @twhiddleston having kids. Just kidding. Love you Sussy.

Now that @RobertDowneyJr is here, I think my job is done. Fare thee well, tweet peeps. Hello and welcome to the twitterverse, Rob! Much love

Who needs sleep if you can cuddle all night with me?

Thor's got a hammer and I got a...

The funniest thing about this tweet is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything its too late for u to stop reading it u dumbass.

You were looking good from afar.. But when you came near, you're far from looking good.

Well, I guess I'd prefer that little statue of a naked man over that surfboard. It's what most of the actors wish for in their careers.

TCA's. #facepalm

Nice hairline. Strong jaw. (Buddy, you forgot to mention that I also have such cute belly button.)

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. But I am so sexy, let's make some babies.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. But I'm Mr. Downey, and I am sexy.

I googled the word "perfection". I was shocked when I read, "did you mean: Robert Downey Jr". Now I believe that Google knows best.

#MostCommonLies I know very little about acting. I'm just an incredibly gifted faker.

Not even a contest. RT @jeanneabalonn: ARE YOU KIDDING ME I HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN LOGAN LERMAN AND ROBERT DOWNEY JR. HARD CHOICE BRO

If I win an award in Teen Choice Awards, I'll claim it. #simpleasthat #whatwereyouexpecting #postinganakedphotoofme #whatsnewwiththat

I'm such a lazy person. If there was an award for laziness, I'd probably send someone to pick it up for me.

#UseTwitterNameInSentence You should always look upey, @NotDowney.