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Mordor
Joined November 2026
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Angband is over, time for Girlband.
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The best part about starting from zero is that I lost my block list and now I’m out here in the open like. Mom come pick me up I’m scared.
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the chances of me painting something that ends up happening in a show is never zero
only there, on a bed of moss and grass would she allow her heart to rest
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πŸŽ€ Sauron πŸ’ the Dark Lord retweeted
and in the darkness bind them πŸŒ“ #saurondriel #haladriel
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And I guess I am shadowbanned and not in a fun land of Mordor way.
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πŸŽ€ Sauron πŸ’ the Dark Lord retweeted
remember when sauron and galadriel had the most sexually charged exchange of personal property in television history
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I love displaying famous artists on my walls. This is the first item of my FinwΓ« collection. #RingsOfPower
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People calling us darksilver when darkclam was Right There
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πŸŽ€ Sauron πŸ’ the Dark Lord retweeted
And if Galadriel storms into Barad-dΓ»r ready to fight but all the Orcs start kneeling and calling her β€˜Lady Galadriel’ because that’s what Sauron taught them to do, what then????
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Turns out, when you deactivate Twitter for more than two years, your account gets deleted. πŸ’€ Anyway, hi, how are you?
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When the chance to do something really funny presents itself to me. 😏
#tropspoilers This is the face of a man with a PLAN
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I even took off my gloves and everything
the hottest thing a man can do is have all of middle earth to conquer and still find time in his schedule to beat the shit out of your husband
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when we get the full scene of sauron torturing this loser i’ll be insufferable, you’ll see me posting it every day as a serotonin boost not delegating this shit to the orcs or using any weapons, just straight up gut punching him with his bare hands IT’S PERSONAL #tropspoilers
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If I had a nickel for every time Galadriel threw herself off a tall surface to get away from me, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s still funny that it happened twice.
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