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Mordor
Joined November 2026
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The best part about starting from zero is that I lost my block list and now Iβm out here in the open like. Mom come pick me up Iβm scared.
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and in the darkness bind them π #saurondriel #haladriel
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remember when sauron and galadriel had the most sexually charged exchange of personal property in television history
I love displaying famous artists on my walls. This is the first item of my FinwΓ« collection. #RingsOfPower
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And if Galadriel storms into Barad-dΓ»r ready to fight but all the Orcs start kneeling and calling her βLady Galadrielβ because thatβs what Sauron taught them to do, what then????
Turns out, when you deactivate Twitter for more than two years, your account gets deleted. π
Anyway, hi, how are you?
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when we get the full scene of sauron torturing this loser iβll be insufferable, youβll see me posting it every day as a serotonin boost
not delegating this shit to the orcs or using any weapons, just straight up gut punching him with his bare hands
ITβS PERSONAL
#tropspoilers
If I had a nickel for every time Galadriel threw herself off a tall surface to get away from me, Iβd have two nickels. Which isnβt a lot but itβs still funny that it happened twice.
















