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♌︎ ♍︎ ♎︎ • 🇮🇳 🍉• she/her • former streamer/current shitposter • aspiring astro girly • Scorpio stan account • also @maybeintheface

Zohran’s Islamic State of NYC
Joined January 2020
For reference
I wanna be with someone who looks at my pussy like the Amigara Fault
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VIRGO (Sun, Moon, Rising, Chart Ruler) You're about to become obsessed with improving yourself and your circumstances. I hope you're ready to have a huge comeback, but you will need to go through the fire and be forged first. It does come at a price. Something about the way you've been living is gonna become completely unacceptable to you (your standards, the people you entertain, how you manage your time, and the way you see YOURSELF). Don't be surprised if this process makes you uncomfortable. Some habits, relationships, and expectations are NOT coming with you into spring 2027.
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LEO (Sun, Moon, Rising, Chart Ruler) 2026 was eventful, and you are tired of talking about everything you want to accomplish but having nothing to show for it. Your dream life isn't gonna build itself while you're waiting to feel motivated. Over the next few months, I can see you becoming MUCH more protective of your time, body & daily habits. You'll finally commit to something you've been putting off for MONTHS. And I'm gonna bet my money on you taking your goals, fitness, and appearance more seriously. You got this, girl. You just gotta put your mind to it.
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Ooop!
leo, you look good and you know it. go make someone nervous.
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Everyone quick make a wish!!
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men just have a lying spirit cause why are you already 6’6” and saying you’re 6’9”????😭
Obsessed with this guy's videos on TikTok He asks people their height, and then after they tell him a number, he whips out a measuring tape and asks if he can measure them Some men just refuse or even run away
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Could be me and @XoTrash_Cookie if I made enough money to live in downtown Brooklyn 🥲
First morning walk with my BEST FRIEND who’s only a six min walk from me. What a beautiful life 😍🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹💜💜💜💜
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Still thinking about this humiliation. Like sure, they are not WRONG but do they have to be so loud about it??
Oh…why is everyone…ya know…
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NotInTheFace retweeted
Hasan Piker names Ayanna Pressley as a better option than Hakeem Jeffries for Speaker of the House "Who would be a congressperson who truly deserves to be the first black Speaker of the House? That's not even a question, Ayanna Pressley"
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1’s all around on 11/11!
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Should’ve came wrapped in a bow 🎀
Just a reminder that curvy tattooed women are a gift from the gods.
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My tattoos are so scattered, also I need many more of them!! Sad I will be missing out on Friday the 13th flashs this year :(
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scorpio, taurus, leo & aquarius placements! you might have more prophetic dreams over the next 2-weeks. pay attention to the hidden symbolism and who keeps showing up in your dreams too. you might end up having a situation or an experience that reminds you of something you recently dreamt about. 😴👀✨
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We can’t have ONE good fucking thing in this world. I’m gonna riot. Watching this show was the least depressed I was all year. I will be naming all the execs responsible for this decision in my Big Beautiful Note™️
If Lanterns doesn’t get another season I will make it everyone’s fucking problem
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A Taurus is just a combination of Cancer and Leo and I will not explain any further
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NotInTheFace retweeted
Replying to @LoveMeDownPink
Learn floral arrangement, baking or another craft that requires precision. Organise your wardrobe and invest in well-fitted clothes. Practise accepting compliments without immediately pointing out your flaws.
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NotInTheFace retweeted
A practical Venus remedy based on your birth chart. Find your Venus sign and start doing this. If your Venus is in Taurus, learn gardening. Buy plants, grow flowers and spend time taking care of them.
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Sorry :(
hot people are annoying
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If Lanterns doesn’t get another season I will make it everyone’s fucking problem
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NotInTheFace retweeted
Don’t play power games with a Leo or a Capricorn. You will lose. Everything.
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