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Joined July 2020
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If everything has to be perfect for your franchise quarterback to succeed, you don’t have a franchise quarterback
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Shit you see it if a person gets any type of clout on social media
2Chainz said what most rich people and aspiring rich people think....That rich people deserve better treatment
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“The thing is a good movie :)” “AHHHH I FUCKING HATE YOU AND HOPE YOU DIE”
yeah bro why would I ever find this dude to be a huge fucking douche
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Nice going, everyone.
Alabama passed a law, 138 votes to nothing, that makes every phone user in the state prove their age before downloading a single app. A 45-year-old who wants a news app has to hand ID to Google first. Existing accounts get no pass either. Every one of them must be verified by October 2027. Teenagers will need a parent’s sign-off to install Wikipedia, Duolingo or a Bible app, and kids without a parent to ask get locked out completely. Apple, Google and Amazon’s lobby group has now sued to block it on First Amendment grounds. reclaimthenet.org/alabama-is…
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One play caller figured out that you can’t pass the ball in pouring rain and the other is on the sidelines with his fingers in his ass
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✈️ AIR BOWMAN DOES IT AGAIN ✈️ 📺 NBC
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THE BAY IS BACK ON TOP 🏆👏 The Valkyries are bringing a title back to Golden State for the first time since the Warriors won the NBA title in 2022.
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Begold my godly might mortals #Halloween2026
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Just opened the Real app at the club
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dawn: so the gym leader's not at his gym... i'd better go find him so i can get my first gym badge! roark in the oreburgh mines:
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In America public transportation is only functional in video games
GTA 6 includes a fully functional bus and train transportation system. Buses have specific routes & times when they are meant to arrive at each stop. (Source: gamesradar.com/edge/gtavi-co…)
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Ask and you shall receive 😂
Need E-40 to say Yaxel Lendeborg
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"Mount rushmore" wonderwoman selling less than "no one cared about him pre mcu" iron man
The top 20 best selling comics from 1969 to 1989. Bare in mind iron mans tally is only from 1979 to 1989 as marvel never released public sales statements for his title pre 79 hence no data for it can be found. And the fantastic 4 has a head start on the avengers.
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The guy who kept Shaq and Charles Barkley in line on TV for 37 years used to spend his mornings shaving and dressing his son, who could barely move and breathed through a ventilator. Then he'd go to work and laugh with those guys all night like nothing was going on. Tonight Ernie Johnson said this season will be his last, and Barkley tried to thank him on air and couldn't get the words out. I don't think most people watching that clip know what Ernie was carrying all those years. He and his wife Cheryl adopted Michael from an orphanage outside Bucharest in 1991, when he was 3. He had Duchenne muscular dystrophy, and doctors didn't think he'd make it to his 20s. He lived to 33. When Ernie was home, getting Michael ready in the morning could take an hour and a half, and Ernie did the showering and shaving and dressing himself. In 2006 he told viewers he had non-Hodgkin's lymphoma, and by the end of October he was back at the desk while he was still going through chemo. When Michael died in 2021, Ernie wasn't on the show that week, and Shaq, Kenny and Chuck spent about six minutes trying to hold it together while they talked about a kid most of America never met. Then last year he had heart bypass surgery, and this summer he turned 70. Ernie's dad pitched in the big leagues and then called Braves games for decades, and he gave his son a rule Ernie's talked about forever: if somebody spikes you at second base, never rub. If you've ever wondered why nobody's been able to copy Inside, that rule is a big part of it. Barkley could say the dumbest thing imaginable, Shaq could fall out of his chair, Kenny could go running to the big board, and Ernie would just pick it up and bring it back to basketball with that yellow legal pad. Those three got to be chaos because the guy in the middle never made his own stuff the show. He still calls hosting a "get-to job," and he was calling it that the same year he buried his son. So when Charles Barkley, who's roasted pretty much everybody alive on live TV, can't finish a sentence to the man, that's why.
Charles Barkley and the guys give Ernie Johnson his flowers. This is a must watch. (via @ohnohedidnt24)
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A nigga in the crowd leaving the stadium and walking towards Iran’s bombs after having to endure 15 minutes of Liv Morgan vs Chelsea Green
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how to love
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Jeff retweeted
Mase’s “Breathe, Stretch, Shake,” featuring P. Diddy, was a better comeback single than “Welcome Back.” Rick Rock produced it, and it peaked at number 28 on the Hot 100, four spots higher than “Welcome Back.”
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Depop when you not built like sudowoodo
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The last game and a half by Bryce young is some of the worst QB play I’ve ever seen
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