Not Kay Burley

The government has said that wealthy companies should be able to pay more tax, but should not be compelled to do so.

The Daily Mail are predicting an exciting year of 'Kate Weight Gain' stories to come.

I haven't read the #Leveson report, as I'm waiting for the movie. Rumours suggest that Malcolm Hebden will take on the lead role.

I'm at the Statue of Liberty, my favourite part of Las Vegas.

Barack Obama has won some Tupperware. Must be some sort of a bonus prize.

It's looking like a landslide for Mitt Romney. I think.

I'm not sure what a 'victory peach' is exactly, but it sounds delicious.

To be honest I'm a bit confused by all this. But as soon as either one of the candidates goes on a gun rampage, I'll be there.

And the polls are in-Mitt Romney is the 45th President of the United States.

Staying up all night can be a bit of a challenge for daywalkers like me.

I'm willing to bet $10,000 that Mitt Romney will lose the election.

I'm in Las Vegas today. 'Las Vegas' is Portuguese for 'The Vegas'.

If you're stuck for something terrifying to watch tonight, remember that Sky News broadcasts all day, every day.

To answer all your questions, no, Chicago is not experiencing a hurricane.

New York is certainly living up to its nickname of 'The Windy City'.

I'm surprised Gary Glitter has been arrested-I thought they hanged him last year. I'm sure I watched it on TV.

Silvio Berlusconi has agreed to go to jail, but only after being guaranteed bait.

Police have confirmed that in light of recent events Jimmy Savile is rumoured to have 'gone underground'.

Andrew Mitchell has been told to get on his bike.

Nick Griffin likes to keep one eye on Twitter, and the other one in a glass of water by his bed.