@NotLordJerms

still jokes and still lies

Joined May 2025
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@BattleRapBum10h
Lamelo in the pink cybertruck:
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@ShamsCharania10h
Just in: Minnesota Timberwolves star Anthony Edwards will undergo an arthroscopic procedure on his ailing right knee and miss up to two months, sources tell ESPN.
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⏾@REDSEASHAWTY16h
I’m genuinely so blessed man
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i never experienced no slow burn shit in my life. it be all of a 10 year relationship in 90 days
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i really love doing things for others, acts of service is so fulfilling
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Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 27
Today is National Black Cat Day.
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‘RESIDENT EVIL’ and ‘PRIMETIME’ release online next week.
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pushed all my morning clients back cause i need 30 minutes at the coffee shop with my thoughts and a sports podcast
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me siento como Kanye cuando le dió psicosis y todos estaban en su lista de enemigos
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WELCOME BACK, 26
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if the eagles don’t win i’m beating everyone in this bar up lmao
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#letshitbewhatitis #ucantcontroleverything #itsbetterlikethis
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white bone one of them songs you gotta study in 11th grade for character development
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at the bar putting my iphone speakers to strangers ears while white bone on repeat
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when autocorrect abandon me i start talking like loe shimmy
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best sport in the world
TrashTalk
@TrashTalk_frOct 26
Magnifique nouveauté cette saison à Brooklyn, quand un adversaire loupe un lancer le DJ de la salle envoie un énorme « FAAAAAAAH » dans les enceintes 🤌
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autopay don’t even let you know like “yo tomorrow that’s mine” they just take that shit now
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there’s almost no food in the world i wouldn’t prefer crispy
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zendaya a generational talent man. she ain’t say more than 40 words this entire trilogy
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 26
New posters for Zendaya, Jason Momoa, Anya Taylor-Joy and Robert Pattinson in ‘DUNE: PART 3’.
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seeing the moon come together over the last couple weeks been fulfilling. that shit was boneless 10 days ago
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nigga think he me
Miss Bliss@NellieBleezerOct 25
Romeo & Juliet met, married, and died in 4 days. A mess.
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