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I've trained a monkey to tweet for me so be warned (damn monkeys have a mind of their own). Catch me with @brisgrillteam or @FOX_RUGBY.

Joined October 2012
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@NotMarto @PacificinUnion @FORU_Inc happy 2 report Alleygators & @Nerangbulls have donated gear to schools rugby in here in Honiara thanks!
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.@QantasWallabies are depressing me. I thought we were on the right track but no... And we have four tests to go
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We recap the @QantasWallabies vs @AllBlacks game from the weekend with the @NotMarto equivalent in NZ, Sumo from @skysportnz next
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@NotMarto Wow, Wallabies might get a penalty at the breakdown for a change.
Breaking news - Richie McCaw has been ruled out of playing with the @AllBlacks this weekend. @QantasWallabies may stand a chance
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The people u run into at the #GoldCoast7s @NotMarto @GrillTeam
FACT: 10 of the @QantasWallabies players went to school in Brisbane so therefore we will win against South Africa Saturday night #AUSvRSA
We accidentally let the cat out of the bag that Marto's sitting for a portrait - no photos please! instagram.com/p/d0KBCYDF4R/
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I heard a rumour @sam_thaiday wasn't going to stay with @brisbanebroncos after the last signing if he wasn't made captain. Now look at them
Hosted by Greg Martin, supported by @GILBERT_UNION & @rebelsport the players can be found at centre stage & Rebel store! #AUSvRSA @NotMarto
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@NotMarto It would be sad to see Hoffman go. But he wouldn't be out of place in a Reds jersey! #RedsRugby
Hot tip - @jhoffdog is spewing @BenBarba03 has taken his spot at @brisbanebroncos. Rumour is he'll replace @digbyioane on at @Reds_Rugby
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@NotMarto Another QPDC Datsun (owned by a Red Heavy!)
.@QuadeCooper thanks for chatting to us this morning mate. Much appreciated
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. @NotMarto tells #RugbyHQ @JamesOConnor832 and @kurtley_beale act as if they're bigger than the team. "Not a good look".
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.@IzzyFolau becomes the first Wallaby to debutant to score on debut since Greg Martin over 30 years ago #AUSvLIO
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.@FaingaaTwins backing you mate. Lets bring this home @BrisGrillTeam
JOKE OF THE DAY: The #StateOfOrigin was about fuel economy. Queensland just didn't have enough Myles to the Gallen @BrisGrillTeam