Fake Morrissey

I hear @elonmusk will start deleting accounts that haven’t posted in a bit. I suppose I’ve taken my side of “The More You Ignore Me The Closer I Get” dilemma a bit too far.

Still here. Overlooked, as always.

The purge of dormant and compromised Twitter accounts did not take me away from you. Irish blood, English heart, never Russian.

The band & I have been workshopping a cover of Prince's "Another Lonely Christmas." We've almost got it. Or perhaps it's rubbish.

Just checking in, darling, making sure I haven't been suspended. Helps not to steal my material. Or log in much. Carry on.

Is this Airborne cold remedy vegan friendly?

Achoo!

Oh, @itsmorrissey. That blue check mark was doing nothing for you, anyway.

Why is everyone focusing on my being a humansexual? Were you not listening when I sang "I am human and I need to be loved"?

You know too much about me already, let's leave a little bit of the mystery.

Okay, I'm really sick. Tour cancelled. Plus, these episodes of House of Cards aren't going to watch themselves.

*cough cough*

Curses! I want nothing more than one of these legendary Mission burritos, but I am so sick right now.

On second thought, San Francisco, I don't think you're ready for me yet. slicingupeyeballs.com/2013/0…)

SAN FRANCISCO: don't.count.chickens.eggs.hatch. Maybe I will, maybe I won't. Feeling good so far, though.

I don't see what the fuss is. The "food" they usually serve at Staples Center hardly qualifies as "meat" in the first place.

I agree, these cancellations are dreadful. But as the poet once said, "the waiting is the hardest part."

I am human and I need to be loved.

I can't bear to watch-- do we get some sort of shout out in the closing ceremonies?

Just now beginning to get over the slight of none of my work appearing in the Olympic opening ceremonies.