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Borrusia Dortmund fan; Germany National fan; Detroit Lions; Detroit Red Wings; Michigan Wolverines fan.

Michigan, USA
Joined November 2012
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Replying to @IanMcKellen
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SIR PATRICK STEWART (1940-2026) Before everything else, Patrick was defined by being born and bred in Yorkshire, the proud county in the north of England which he loved to the end. You could hear it in his accented voice and in the stern honesty with which he told you what he thought and felt. Yorkshiremen have no truck with half-truths or avoidance of big issues. He wore his heart on his sleeve, which made him a man to rely on, to admire and in my case, love. We first met as ambitious young actors with the Royal Shakespeare Company half a century ago but we weren’t in the same productions. My first strong memory was a few years later, meeting him in the street in central London when he told me about an offer to take over a leading part in 'Star Trek'. “But Patrick think of your stage career in the UK. Do you really want to risk—getting lost in Hollywood for years and years?”. Well, he took the risk and thank goodness for us all that he did for not just his devoted Trekkies but film and theatre audiences, who marvelled at his using international celebrity to star in a string of cinema successes ('X-Men' of course) and in great classical plays by Shakespeare, Ibsen, Arthur Miller, Peter Shaffer, Pinter and Beckett at Stratford-upon-Avon, in London’s West End and on Broadway. America was his adopted home, where he met his adored Sunny who has cared for him through sickness and health, through thick and thin. But he never forsook his origins: and the proudest achievement of the most respected and beloved actor of his generation on either side of the Atlantic, was his appointment as Chancellor of Huddersfield University in Yorkshire. His farewell performance in 'Avengers: Doomsday' is yet to be seen. Ian McKellen 29 October 2026 Photo: University of Huddersfield
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Oh maaaan, not him too! You have given me so much entertainment over the years. Rest in piece, Captain.
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AMERICAN PIE (1999) Cast Then And Now: 27 Years Later
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Replying to @BaronDestructo
Bro that's like pitting Godzilla against a Pomeranian. Kirk.
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Replying to @YellowFlashGuy
It's the sequel to Knee Godzilla, and the prequel to Ankle Godzilla.
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the fuck out
at 5 guys with $6.48 what can i get??
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New teaser for my sci-fi animated series for adults, @SciExploitation: Escape From Planet Omega-12. This story will incorporate traditional animation and practical effects methods with the latest in 3D and AI technologies to create something no one has ever seen before. #SciFi
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This image is hard af!
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AriZona Iced Tea
big things are happening
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i would watch this.
I didn't know I needed this
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Man, that sucks! Thanks for all the memories. Rest in peace, legend.
Carl Weathers, who starred as Apollo Creed in the first four ‘Rocky’ films and appeared in ‘Predator,’ ‘The Mandalorian,’ ‘Happy Gilmore’ and dozens of other films and TV shows, died Tuesday, his family announced. He was 76 bit.ly/42nmZty
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Tried watching #RebelMoon last night. In the first 2 minutes, saw a spaceship from "The Motherworld" emerge from a giant space vagina. I said nah.
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just go on a cam site, holy shit.
Twitch streamers are testing their limits by using censor bars
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Replying to @FrankD_419
What time y’all play tomorrow?
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RIP little buddy :( I'll miss you more than you'll know. I enjoyed all the years I had with you bestie.
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"Top Ramen"? Do I look like I'm made of money?
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Replying to @NotSimplyHuman
All that talk from PSU fans just for them to field a disasterclass. 😂
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