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Joined January 2011
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Luka used to be in wars with SGA now it’s a rookie 🕊️
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Do you think Kyrie Irving was a center??
Tyrese Maxey is truly him. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think LeBron has EVER had a Point Guard this good.
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Lmaooooooooooo respectfully maybe if it was 10 songs but 20 songs? Future going scorched earth on that nigga
20 records? Jeezy beating Future. Just a random thought
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He quite literally wasn’t supposed to make it here. That’s hard
Imagine hating on a guy who used to work a 9-5 Warehouse Job and now drops 26/8 in the league
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don’t text me
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Over $850,000,000,000 wiped out from the US stock market at open.
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Life was probably so sick in 2005 making 6 figures and having a $1000 mortgage for a 3,000 square foot house in a good school district
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Jaylen Brown believes NBA awards are "made up" and will never matter in the grand scheme of life: “All the awards that people chase, all the outside validation it doesn't even matter. It's made up. You know, somebody made up an award and made up a fake committee to give people these awards based upon what criteria? Nobody actually really knows. It feels great to be validated because it gives a platform and an opportunity to have a bigger voice or to be rewarded for your hard work over the course of how many years. I understand that. I know people want that. But at the same time, if you wrap your identity in that, you will never be happy, and I won't let anybody or anything control my happiness.”
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Donnez ça à HBO avec le même budget que GOT et on a la meilleure série de l’histoire
#AOT What if Attack on Titan became a live-action series ? ✨✨
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Shameless. C’s bench scored 27 points on 37%. Windy an MVP voter btw. #noticing
“While [Jayson] Tatum was the hero last night, their depth did carry the day.” @WindhorstESPN gives insight on where the Celtics stand after their OT win against the Nets 🏀
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This is how you raise kids
My dad sent me my chore list from when I was a kid.. this shit started at 8 years old… my pop was the coolest man on earth but he had hella structure & rules in the house
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You understand it now Lamb Chop? @FCHWPO
Jayson Tatum since his career was deemed over by twitter 😂😂
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The fact that it took this long to ship this is insane.
JUST IN: Cheerios announces the first-ever resealable cereal bag, partnering with Ziploc to keep cereal fresh longer.
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People used to praise and value closeout game performances the highest When Tatum puts up 31-11-8 to close out the NBA Finals it’s seen as stat padding. Seen it all now
Baron Davis says Jayson Tatum tried to stat-pad his way to Finals MVP and that Jaylen Brown winning the award crushed him “I saw it in the Finals when Brown was gonna get it. Jayson Tatum kept firing at the end of the last game. Everybody who’s played this game, and they mama, knows the series was wrapped up. They knew Jayson Tatum was trying to get that Finals MVP, man. That sh*t went to Jaylen Brown. That hurt that kid, man. That crushed him.” (Via @GilsArenaShow )
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This bulshit by landslide , this one of those “the hell is Denzel doing in this film”
What the worst Denzel Washington movie to y’all ?? We having a debate at work lol..
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Buddy be spitting facts 😭😭😭
Blueface had to educate Neveah after she said she wouldn’t date someone with a 9-to-5 because they’re all broke 😳 “You need to take the h*e out of you and see life different. Some 9-to-5s make really good money. You were my BM for 2 months, now you think your better than someone with a job?”
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lil wayne verses just be sitting in the deep recesses of ur mind ready to be activated, haven’t heard this since 2007 prolly and immediately came back to me lmaoo
Ja Rule's "Uh-Ohhh!" featuring Lil Wayne is the most slept-on comeback single of 2007. it was the lead single from "The Mirror" and only peaked at no. 69 on the Hot R&B/Hip-Hop chart.
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Philly gave up two VERY valuable 1sts for Jaylen Brown. Next summer he’s eligible for a 3-year, ~$220M extension (~$74M AAV). You know he’ll want every penny. Pay him and you can't keep everyone together. This is going to blow up in their faces very fast
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Y’all DO realize a stock market crash can wipe out 40% of your 401(k) right before retirement, right?!
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Bam Adebayo scoring 83 points might genuinely be one of the most damaging things to ever happen to the historical integrity of the NBA. Maybe the fakest individual performance in the century longs history of sports???
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She played yall goofy asses
Went to Olive Garden with a friend today to fight the hangover and the waitress was great. So I wanted to give her a $20 tip on our $80 bill. So I gave her the $100 bill and she was SO happy and thankful for her $100 tip so we just paid the $80 bill also, lmfao. 😭
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