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@JD_VyvanseOct 30

Just accepted a job offer as one of those black maintenance guys at the airport that walks and talks with his coworker all day

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@BuckOnTwidderOct 26

hate getting ignored man yup yeah lets all ignore the really funny cool guy

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mick@NotTheGovyOct 26

Me at the Woody Johnson meet and greet

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Wally P. McSniff@WallaceMcSniffOct 21

Would I let this QB date my daughter?

Image from Wally P. McSniff (@WallaceMcSniff)

@SandblasterSznOct 21

NFL PLAYERS RANKED BY IF I'D LET THEM DATE MY DAUGHTER

Image from Nado 🌪️ (@SandblasterSzn)

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Marlo Stanfield

@BooRxdleyOct 14

BREAKING: #Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni is expected to coach Sunday after dealing with mild retardation throughout the week.

Image from Marlo Stanfield (@BooRxdley)

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@FearedBuckOct 12

Hood Warfare, a new multiplayer first-person shooter set in Chicago where rival gangs fight for control of different neighborhoods is going viral. It combines Call of Duty-style multiplayer with gang warfare & exaggerated street humor On Steam for $5.

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@FivioForeignOct 9

Just got off the phone with Kirk.. God is Good 🙏🏾

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𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗

@LucifersTweetzOct 8

George Orwell just rolled over in his fucking grave.

@PolymarketOct 8

BREAKING: UN Secretary-General warns emerging technology could allow governments to "read citizens' minds," accessing their private thoughts & criminalizing what they think.

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mick@NotTheGovyOct 4

Can’t search for current NFL news without getting #kirked. #Slide4Charlie #Never4get @freddurst @CrissAngel @PhilSimmsQB

Image from mick (@NotTheGovy)

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Tyler@Emo__CowboyOct 1

If Quinshon Judkins rushes for 2 TD I will shove a burrito up my ass

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This Day in Mets History@NYMhistorySep 30

9/30/2024 Needing a win to make the playoffs, the Mets overcome a 3-0 deficit with six runs in the eighth. Trailing 7-6 in the ninth, Francisco Lindor hits a go-ahead two-run homer. The Mets become the fourth team in MLB history to start the year 0-5 and make the postseason.

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@lionizetvSep 30

Replying to @NFL @Energizer

jets at 18

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@PardonMyTakeSep 27

Would Drake Maye be better without arms?

Image from Pardon My Take (@PardonMyTake)

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@jetstothewestSep 22

Replying to @DannyDimesss

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LockIsKing@LockIsKingSep 22

Replying to @RapSheet @MikeGarafolo

Great news for Dart honestly. Only sad thing is he’s not as talented (or handsome) as Drew Lock. -LockIsKing

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@JRNYSportsSep 20

Went to the torture factory and had no clue i would experience torture

@JRNYSportsSep 20

Back at the torture factory. Hope they’re not doing torture today

Image from JR (@JRNYSports)

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Chris@JetfanChris24Sep 18

Darren Mougey, there are not enough words to express how deeply thankful I am for you.

@icespicebase_Sep 18

An Ice Spice love song featuring Sauce Gardner's vocals has been leaked.

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Geno Smith is asked if he feels like he silenced any critics with his performance in Week 1: "I can't hear any critics, I'm sorry"

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@rileycollins__Sep 11

The most thankless job in the world is being a fantasy football commissioner. Here is the official Commissioners Lives Matter flag.

🤖 Made with AI

Image from Riley Collins (@rileycollins__)

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Pranav Sriraman

@PranavSriramanSep 10

They just created a million Sam Darnold’s

Jeff Mueller, PT, DPT

@jmthriveptSep 10

Yup, Seattle is concerned about a hip fracture for Sam Darnold. Have to hope it comes back negative. Not a good way to start the season.

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