Not Your Girlfriend

Episode 58: Visas in Our Passports (Moving to the UK) notyourgirlfriendspodcast.co… – at Manhattan, NY

i really want to see the guys i’ve fucked weddings

idk about my other half being ‘better’

i have no idea what to get my bf for his birthday and after TWO nerd stores: a comic book shop and board game shop im exhausted

it’s crazy how much less i cook and how much more i get done when my boyfriend isn’t here

…you have my attention

venting about your relationship even if you’re happy is therapeutic as shit

don’t know how i can ever trust dating an oscar award winning actor, that’s an award for being the most convincing liar

hanging out with your boyfriend does not mean you’re free for general hangs

Give me enough to forget you and I will

the only thing i have going for me is that i have a boyfriend

dating a guy who doesn’t blantly need therapy is interesting

getting dressed up for Halloween just in case there are any hot dads in my building for trick or treating

women dating large men to look smaller is a massive subsection of dating and it all comes back to the patriarchy

reminder your boyfriend loving you and wanting to date only you exclusively is the bare fucking minimum

does dating someone hot make you look more or less hot next to them?

those people who have mad vibes and banter between them but aren’t dating get me really angry literally just fuck each other or die

can we talk about the loss of self when you get into a relationship? cause nobody cares what i’m up to anymore

one day i’m going to run into my ex boyfriend and it’s going to be the fucking worse

kind of fucking weird and cruel how someone who used to love you can just delete you from their digital life

i’m so sick of hearing about fleabag