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Virginia Democrat Louise Lucas arrested on racketeering, drug trafficking, money-laundering charges notthebee.com/t0f55

Virginia Democrat Louise Lucas arrested on racketeering, drug trafficking, money-laundering charges

Louise Lucas, one of the most powerful Democrats in Virginia, rocketed into the spotlight during the redistricting fight in Virginia when her office was raided on a marijuana distribution bust ......

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Serial Bank Robber Gets Caught Doing Same Exact Crime With Same Exact Mask A Decade Later notthebee.com/t3f7f

Serial Bank Robber Gets Caught Doing Same Exact Crime With Same Exact Mask A Decade Later

If you're not wearing a disguise, are you really robbing a bank?

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I was just thinking it’s about time the 1940’s German design aesthetic comes back into style
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LeBron James decided to act like a toddler while the national anthem was playing notthebee.com/t65fb

Lebron James decided to act like a toddler while the national anthem was playing

I hate to say it, maybe it was better when they waited in the locker rooms during the national anthem.

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It was really fun to watch Abdulrahman El-Sayed squirm on stage last night notthebee.com/t55c9

It was really fun to watch Abdulrahman El-Sayed squirm on stage last night

To distract yourself that a younger and more ruthless version of Gretchen Whitmer is predicted to win the Michigan gubernatorial race, here is how the U.S. Senate debate in Michigan went last night:

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Federal court rules switchblades are protected under the 2nd Amendment notthebee.com/t4b75

Federal court rules switchblades are protected under the 2nd Amendment

I know there are lots of reasons to complain about the federal courts, but do you realize how many 2nd Amendment wins we've had since 2016?

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Ilhan Omar says "not to my knowledge" when asked if her ex-husband is her brother notthebee.com/t9211

Ilhan Omar says "not to my knowledge" when asked if her ex-husband is her brother

HAAAAAA.

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"Not to my knowledge."
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Christian rapper Hulvey cancels Amsterdam show because venue would not cover up pornographic images on the wall notthebee.com/article/christ…

Christian rapper Hulvey cancels Amsterdam show because venue would not cover up pornographic images...

If you haven't heard of the Christian artist Hulvey, well, you have now.

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Lieutenant governor of Minnesota admits to lying about membership in honor society notthebee.com/article/lieute…

Lieutenant governor of Minnesota admits to lying about membership in honor society

Oh, Peggy.

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UPDATE: Based blonde drops out of school after leftists pushed to cancel her for saying mean words to a woke heckler notthebee.com/t871d

UPDATE: Based blonde drops out of school after leftists pushed to cancel her for saying mean words...

Unreal.

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Man suspected of razing historic French building is "ultra-left" climate doomsayer notthebee.com/article/man-su…

Man suspected of razing historic French building is "ultra-left" climate doomsayer

It's always a tossup. There's always a 50/50 chance that the terrorist is white dude who loves Karl Marx, or a practitioner of the Religion of Peace™.

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Minneapolis mayor says conservatives are "targeting" Somalis because they're jealous of "the CEOs of the future" notthebee.com/t9e0a

Minneapolis mayor says conservatives are "targeting" Somalis because they're jealous of "the CEOs...

This guy is either completely out of touch, or thinks we're stupid:

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George Bush's brother votes for radical Democrat Talarico because Republicans are meanies notthebee.com/article/george…

George Bush's brother votes for radical Democrat Talarico because Republicans are meanies

Neil Bush, brother and son of presidents 43 and 41, says he's voting for Talafreako because he's a heckin' nice dude and Paxton's a meanie and reminds him of Trump.

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BioWare goes woke, goes broke notthebee.com/article/biowar…

BioWare goes woke, goes broke

Remember this?

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British villagers knit fake traffic cops to deter speeding drivers notthebee.com/article/britis…

British villagers knit fake traffic cops to deter speeding drivers

Community members in Fillongley, Warwickshire, have come together with a very creative (or should I say crafty?) solution to a longstanding problem with reckless drivers at a busy intersection near a...

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Florida cop charged with impersonating dead guy and living in his house since 2022 notthebee.com/t79bd

Florida cop charged with impersonating dead guy and living in his house since 2022

The housing market is so brutal that stuff like this is happening:

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