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Not the Bee

@Not_the_Bee

What a time to 🐝 alive.

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Joined August 2020
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Trump offers open Press Secretary job to UFC president Dana White: "Dana, please take the job!" notthebee.com/t8a01
Trump offers open Press Secretary job to UFC president Dana White: "Dana, please take the job!"

Trump offers open Press Secretary job to UFC president Dana White: "Dana, please take the job!"

I'll be honest, I didn't see this one coming.

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Thieves steal entire colony of England's rarest ants notthebee.com/t4af7
Thieves steal entire colony of England's rarest ants

Thieves steal entire colony of England's rarest ants

Someone really pulled off an ant heist in the UK.

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Chiefs star receiver files for bankruptcy mid-season, puts up Super Bowl ring as collateral notthebee.com/t7d8c
Chiefs star receiver files for bankruptcy mid-season, puts up Super Bowl ring as collateral

Chiefs star receiver files for bankruptcy mid-season, puts up Super Bowl ring as collateral

Bro put his Super Bowl ring up as collateral!

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Doctors find plant growing in dude's eye notthebee.com/tb10c
Doctors find plant growing in dude's eye

Doctors find plant growing in dude's eye

We've managed to survive until November, 2026, but a new nightmare has been unlocked.

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Google says schools that opt out of AI will not be able to use its search engine notthebee.com/td763
Google says schools that opt out of AI will not be able to use its search engine

Google says schools that opt out of AI will not be able to use its search engine

Some schools have been limiting students' access to AI, so, you know, they'll learn real things and not some crazy, digital hallucination.

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Watch this AI agent's face when it's asked to spell "seventeen" (it's actually kind of frightening) notthebee.com/tf724
Watch this AI agent's face when it's asked to spell "seventeen" (it's actually kind of frightening)

Watch this AI agent's face when it's asked to spell "seventeen" (it's actually kind of frightening)

For months we have been following the delightful antics of Mr. Husk, a social media star who has made a career out of humiliating AI with extremely basic questions and prompts.

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Somali daycare owner connected to convicted fraudsters defeats Republican in Minnesota notthebee.com/t0313
Somali daycare owner connected to convicted fraudsters defeats Republican in Minnesota

Somali daycare owner connected to convicted fraudsters defeats Republican in Minnesota

Welp, it looks like no one has leared any lessons, have they?

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Wrong kid shot by police after brother held him hostage at knifepoint notthebee.com/tc345
Wrong kid shot by police after brother held him hostage at knifepoint

Wrong kid shot by police after brother held him hostage at knifepoint

Here's one that stinks in a bunch of ways.

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The woke Kansas pastor who just won a Senate seat supported Trump in 2016 notthebee.com/t4266
The woke Kansas pastor who just won a Senate seat supported Trump in 2016

The woke Kansas pastor who just won a Senate seat supported Trump in 2016

The internet is forever, and this tweet from Adam Hamilton, the newly elected woke megachurch pastor from Kansas, has everyone questioning everything they know.

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Missouri Democrat arrested day after being reelected notthebee.com/article/missou…
Missouri Democrat arrested day after being reelected

Missouri Democrat arrested day after being reelected

The Democratic Party, ladies and gentlemen:

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Madea goes to the State House: Georgia's new governor puts Tyler Perry on transition team notthebee.com/article/madea-…
Madea goes to the State House: Georgia's new governor puts Tyler Perry on transition team

Madea goes to the State House: Georgia's new governor puts Tyler Perry on transition team

The very serious Democrats are doing very serious governing in Georgia already.

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This guy decided to gay up the national anthem at an NBA game and it was painful to watch notthebee.com/article/this-g…
This guy decided to gay up the national anthem at an NBA game and it was painful to watch

This guy decided to gay up the national anthem at an NBA game and it was painful to watch

Your occasional reminder that the Golden State Warriors are truly a San Francisco team in every sense.

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Top Democrat Says New Jewish Chief Of Staff Is "Malignant Tumor" To Be "Eradicated" notthebee.com/article/democr…
Top Democrat Says New Jewish Chief Of Staff Is "Malignant Tumor" To Be "Eradicated"

Top Democrat Says New Jewish Chief Of Staff Is "Malignant Tumor" To Be "Eradicated"

The Left plays these games all the time, so I'm going to as well.

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Susie Wiles is out as Chief of Staff, Stephen Miller will take her place 👀 notthebee.com/article/susie-…
Susie Wiles is out as Chief of Staff, Stephen Miller will take her place 👀

Susie Wiles is out as Chief of Staff, Stephen Miller will take her place 👀

Everyone was wondering how Trump would shake up the White House after this week's embarrassing defeat in the midterms, it appears we have an answer.

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Perps zip-tie elderly woman, hold son at gunpoint to steal measly $24 notthebee.com/article/perps-…
Perps zip-tie elderly woman, hold son at gunpoint to steal measly $24

Perps zip-tie elderly woman, hold son at gunpoint to steal measly $24

This is a lot for $24.

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Rosie O'Donnell considers return to America now that it voted its way out of fascism notthebee.com/article/rosie-…
Rosie O'Donnell considers return to America now that it voted its way out of fascism

Rosie O'Donnell considers return to America now that it voted its way out of fascism

It's really sad that Führer Trump forgot to suspend the elections.

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Tesla to end production of the iconic Cybertruck in order to ramp up Cybercab line notthebee.com/article/tesla-…
Tesla to end production of the iconic Cybertruck in order to ramp up Cybercab line

Tesla to end production of the iconic Cybertruck in order to ramp up Cybercab line

Love it or hate it, it's time is over.

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Libya's Islamic leaders issue fatwa against Nike for being named after Greek goddess notthebee.com/article/libyas…
Libya's Islamic leaders issue fatwa against Nike for being named after Greek goddess

Libya's Islamic leaders issue fatwa against Nike for being named after Greek goddess

This is your reminder that thanks to Obama, Libya is a pirate-jihadi wasteland where slave markets, trafficking, and villainy rule.

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Iowa Capitol to host another Satanic display just before Democrat becomes governor notthebee.com/article/iowa-c…
Iowa Capitol to host another Satanic display just before Democrat becomes governor

Iowa Capitol to host another Satanic display just before Democrat becomes governor

Not only did Iowa vote in Democrat Rob Sand as their new governor, but they'll also get to experience the joys of another Satanic holiday party in their capitol rotunda thanks to a Federal judge.

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Canadian town apologizes for Harry Potter display notthebee.com/article/canadi…
Canadian town apologizes for Harry Potter display

Canadian town apologizes for Harry Potter display

Canadians really do apologize for just about everything.

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