Dude it's so funny to see the constant cycle of "new djs" realize they're not gonna ever get paid for doing that and then they're on ig mad🤣 but everyone thinks I'm crazy til it's them

It's incredible how ass the John summit song is and the whole crowd is singing it we're cooked

Dogs become their owners. I know everything I need to know about you based on how your dog acts.

Can't get me down it's football season duh

Everytime I see a video of a house show it's a bunch of people in tank tops jumping to the worst song you've ever heard

Holy fuck would yall plz stop making the worst song of all time and then putting a vocal from a popular song on it?! Holy fuckin shit YOU SUCK

The lizard won't stop yelling at me about Israel

How could you possibly need 2 people to hit one midi note over and over again?

Cyclops looks like that dude that's obsessed with trains on IG

Shoutout the guy in Australia for listening to my new song 70 times in a week legend

Quote of the day from work: "these new milfs love a Volvo"

Fuck man Kevin Jennings just isn't that good.

Not a single Dallas local can fw me on the daw.

I love being sick cuz I don't give a fuck today lol