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I post whatever interests or amuses me. Follow at your own risk, I'm a weirdo. Veteran/Hawaii

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"Seriousness is absurd and absurdity is serious." Some random scholar. Maybe. Hopefully. Otherwise I made it up.
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Hear me out. Anti-drone defense blimps. Crazy? Yes! But still, why the fuck not? Boom Blimps. Hopefully not coming to a town near you.
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I'm wasting ChatGPT usage on Work mode having it write a 69 page novella on the unnecessary absurdity. Having it mirror my writing style based on my X posts. I use it to spell check and grammar check sometimes. So it has plenty of samples. I find it amusingly appropriate to waste the usage on an unnecessary book, about an unnecessary topic, in an unnecessary style. This is gonna be interesting as hell to see what nonsense it comes up with given the number of constraints I gave it as well.
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This turned out more interesting than I expected. Still obviously GPT writing. But a clear mix is formed.
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This worked faster than I expected tbh. Only 20 mins. And that last part that I failed to circle properly is the chef's kiss. Now I have absolutely no ideas what to do with the finished artifact. I'll probably read some. But beyond that. I genuinely don't know.
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This is such a fun waste of time and resources. Also pretty impressive at where AI has come.
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This is amusing so far. Every single word including the prompt is AI. Purposely making it a Zero human endeavor based on a ridiculous human. This is gonna be an interesting artifact to sit in my hard drive collecting proverbial dust
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Apologies, I'm in a long rant mood today. No promises that you won't get a third or tenth one.
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The first big media company that makes a big deal with one of these AI Gen companies to allow use of their IP. Example Paramount and Grok. Will make so much money and have so much free advertising. Pure hypothetical example not what's actually happening as far as I know. Warner Brothers makes a deal With xAI to allow some of their IP (Harry Potter-Malfoid) to be generated with their AI. Of course it would have some guidelines depending on the story. But! And a Big Butt here. This would give said IP a whole new creative explosion. Just imagine how many potentially amazing fan made creations could happen. And the company that holds the IP would obviously get their cut. But not have to do the work. It could revolutionize fan art in a massive way. And benifit multiple sides financially with those rare gems that would be made.... Letting content creators actually monetize their work on the big platforms like X. Like Epic Games and Fortnite. The Content creator gets their cut, actually being monetized and the IP owner gets theirs too through a Content creator type program. Just a thought.
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Wait? Have I been doing something strategic? Doing this Rule 5 thing. I do actually ridicule a lot of things I find dumb with my ridiculous songs. Not always. Some are just a cute story about a wannabe "sumo" and his supportive wife. (Hairy Yokozuna) My OnlyFans song was absolutely meant to ridicule the people that buy on there, My cold blooded one was making fun of people who hate AC by honoring the engineer who made it. Poor Grug was all about making fun of people who assigned some mystical origins to discoveries that could have just been some ancient human having fun. Something we still do today. An example: my ridiculous song (Discovery Be Thy Name) was just for fun. Not a worship of a shuttle. Well, I do love me the shuttle. This has been thought provoking. Thank you, Mr. Cynical Publius
A small number of people are criticizing me for making a light-hearted, black comedy, mocking song about the Color Revolution plotters. They say the issue is too serious to make light of. To those people, I suggest you re-read Rule #5 of Saul Alinsky's "Rules for Radicals": "Rule 5: Ridicule is man's most potent weapon. It's hard to counterattack ridicule, and it infuriates the opposition, which then reacts to your advantage." That is all.
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He's just like me! Well except he's conventionally attractive, talented, lucky, talented, can act, funnier. Nevermind I may have forgotten what I was talking about. Interesting story though.
Before Hollywood, I was living in a van in Hawaii and waiting tables at Bubba Gump Shrimp Company. One day, the incredible Rae Dawn Chong walked into the restaurant, and naturally, I went up to her table and said, “Hey, you’re a movie star! What are you doing here?” She asked if I could act, and I said, “Fuck yeah, put me in your movie!” She asked for my phone number. The only problem was I didn’t have one. So I gave her my buddy Mike’s number instead. A couple days later, Mike casually mentions, “Oh, by the way, someone called you.” ARE YOU KIDDING ME, MIKE?! I called her back, and sure enough, she was serious. I drove over to pick up the script, went back to Mike’s house, and read all 120 pages three times in a row. First script I’d ever read. My character's name was Devon, and I remember thinking, “Sweet! I could totally play a Devon!” I showed up to the audition with every line and inflection mapped out in pencil. Rae told me I could act and offered me the part. I asked if we were shooting in Hawaii. Nope. Los Angeles. I had about $60 to my name, a bag of clothes, and some rollerblades. Then Rae told me they'd fly me out. And I remember thinking right then and there, my life just changed forever. I'm going to be an actor. That little movie was Cursed Part 3, a low-budget horror comedy that opened the door to Hollywood for me. I'll forever be grateful to Rae for taking a chance on a kid working at a shrimp restaurant. Everybody starts somewhere, and this is where it all began for me.
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I've oddly been thinking about this a lot. Beyond just a dumb joke it was meant as. This might genuinely be a great idea if there was a way to finance it. I'm definitely no money guy. But gather 4-5 Disabled vets who have some skills telling stories in various ways. They also really need to have something they absolutely have to tell the world. Maybe that story that's been digging at the back of their brain. Hire a few AI Gen specialists. Then start a legitimate Co-op studio. Some of you company type guys probably understand what doors an SDVOSB certification opens, honestly I'm not sure what tbh. I haven't looked too much into it. Then with the creativity of a bunch of messed up vets and AI tools. Fortunate Son blasting from a Huey level work could genuinely be possible with some luck and bloody overworked fingers. I wish I knew how to start something like that. But unfortunately I don't. Or the funds. Any Ideas?
I have a plan and I'm starting a team. What I need. 1) A programmer/computer guy. 2) An artist dude. Must be semi talented and absurd beyond belief. 3) A marketing nerd. Must be obsessed with algorithms 4) Writer. Must have a fucked up sense of humor. 5) A project Manager. The most important role. Your job is to fire me day 1. The plan? Well... With that group I'm sure you'll figure out. Something amazing. Who's In?
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I'm seriously considering doing this. Mostly because of my deep dislike of OnlyFans in general. I could take a horrible moon shot nightly. Put it in an AI and make it worse. That way it's a real bad picture and AI all in one. I could ruin that site in my own little way.
I regret to inform you that I may be starting an OnlyFans. I'm going to take the plunge. And risk it all for them dolla bills yo. Every night I'm thinking of taking a terrible shot of the moon and posting it. Occasionally, subscribers will get a full moon.
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Apparently I'm too poor to afford to download the song. I exhausted all my downloads for the pooor plan. So here's the link. It's a beautiful disaster. I love it. suno.com/s/sUYiLULJ26meot9i
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Reposted because I'm dumb and added the wrong song link before and X wouldn't let me edit it.
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I regret to inform you that I may be starting an OnlyFans. I'm going to take the plunge. And risk it all for them dolla bills yo. Every night I'm thinking of taking a terrible shot of the moon and posting it. Occasionally, subscribers will get a full moon.
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I have a plan and I'm starting a team. What I need. 1) A programmer/computer guy. 2) An artist dude. Must be semi talented and absurd beyond belief. 3) A marketing nerd. Must be obsessed with algorithms 4) Writer. Must have a fucked up sense of humor. 5) A project Manager. The most important role. Your job is to fire me day 1. The plan? Well... With that group I'm sure you'll figure out. Something amazing. Who's In?
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Not suitable for release in the EU COLD BLOODED! The Willis Carrier Anthem. RESPECT THE ENGINEER!
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Since elections are coming up. I'll reiterate. I'm a member of the Astro party. Anyone wanna join. It needs a leader as well. I have no desire to lead in anyway. Only half a joke.
I decided it was time to do this. From now on I will officially refer to myself as a member of the American chapter of the Astro Party. Thank you.
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New game idea to piss off a ton of people. I'm definitely not making it. But steal the idea if you want. Juggalo simulator. Enjoy the hate you get from almost everyone.
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Someone could vibe code the hell out of it too. Fuck, now I'm debating doing a half ass version just for fun.
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