I'm the vampire roommate your parents warned you about. YouTube storyteller and Twitch streamer - come listen! She/her PFP by @radiant_toast
Western Australia
Joined October 2019
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Hey, it's me, Ree! I make audio content that I hope you'll enjoy.
New audios are posted to YouTube every Monday and Patreon every Friday!
YouTube: youtube.com/c/urbannymph
Patreon: patreon.com/urbannymph
Twitch: twitch.tv/urbannymph
Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/urbannymph
NEW AUDIO ALERT!
Your girlfriend was in an accident, but she's going to be fine -
youtu.be/D_6cZEBdAcU
I haven't mentioned it in a bit, but I have a Ko-Fi! I wanted my supporters to have options that weren't just Patreon and Youtube. Ko-Fi "Goober Friends" get the same extra audio each week that patrons and members do! So if you prefer Ko-Fi, I gotchu 💜
ko-fi.com/urbannymph
NEW AUDIO ALERT!
There's a woman stuck in a well - will you help her?
youtu.be/dx89oEHQoH8
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I'm in this one! I'm the green bunny who might get a little damaged! Go watch!
‼️CAN WE ESCAPE FROM POPPY PLAYTIME?‼️
New video is up on the channel, go give it a watch, hell watch it a few times!
youtube.com/watch?v=YB9T9-v3…
At 4 pm, the trick or treating started. Hordes of kids crowded us like zombies. Most wore cute costumes; some didn't bother. We handed out chocolate rapidly.
At 5:30 pm, we ran out. 650+ pieces of candy, gone in 90 min. It was over.
Now please enjoy my cursed Pikachu pumpkin!
Thank you SO MUCH to everyone who came out for the Spooky Stream to benefit @bestfriends! We raised more than our goal, and we got to name a shelter pet. The winning name was Blingles - of course!
If you missed the stream but want to donate, click here: tilt.fyi/yDDADg4enF
It's TIME! Cult of the Lamb (come join the cult) to benefit homeless pets! Let's do some good in this world -
twitch.tv/urbannymph
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Oh no. What a loss for humanity.
I always joked that Patrick Stewart was like a dad to me because his work was such a part of my childhood. He was my first Star Trek captain, playing Picard with gravitas and joy, and I was hooked.
Rest well, captain - you are relieved.
In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to:
Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund
alzresearch.org/giving/
Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources
alzfdn.org/donate/
Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
I ran into my VP at work today.
Me: oh, I have something for you.
Her: does it start with an s?
Me: …?
Her: snickerdoodles??
She looked so hopeful that I genuinely felt bad for not bringing more cookies in. Snickerdoodles are the ultimate way to win people over, I guess
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NEW AUDIO ALERT!
This one is longer than usual, but it's important to figure out just who is haunting your house -
youtu.be/NDgnMCboyP4
My newest short is out - for the love of Spoink!
youtube.com/shorts/FiSB2LjyO…
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NEW AUDIO ALERT!
Let's get to work, we've got scaring to do -
youtu.be/BkdjtZE6yxI
I just got swooped. Not by a magpie; by a willy wagtail.
If you don't know what that is, think tiny, sassy bird that hates everyone. Territorial and aggressive.
He dive bombed my head 4 times. Felt like a walnut falling on me. I ran away waving and screaming "STOP THAT!"
Jerk.
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Today in cobblemon, @Lupus_Arcum found me a spoink. I don't have words for the joy this brings me.
Why stop at one?
Ban bots, art scammers and trauma dumpers. Ban the "so randoms" who make their first comment "wacky." Ban the ones who don't sub but then make a big thing out of "dodging" when someone else gifts subs and they don't get one. Ban creepy sex pests and parasocials.
Ban people who have "don't you know who I am??" energy. Ban those who challenge the authority of mods. Ban people who just have nothing nice to say. Ban misogynists, racists, transphobes, homophobes and assholes.