Jonah Hill kept calling Meryl Streep "the GOAT" all week, only to realize she had no idea what it meant and thought he was literally calling her a goat.
"Getting to work with Meryl, she's the GOAT, greatest of all time. So the whole week I'm saying, 'Working with Meryl's the best, she's the GOAT."
"Then today at a press conference she goes, 'Jonah's so comfortable with me, he's been calling me a goat all week.' Jennifer Lawrence had to explain to her that it stands for greatest of all time"
"Meryl wasn't even offended, she just thought I was calling her a goat. She's so cool. Shout out to the GOAT!"
Joe Rogan talks about how Casey Anthony tried to take the moral high ground on Shane Gillis’s SNL joke, calling out toxic masculinity after getting outraged over women dressing however they want.
"Casey Anthony wrote a long piece on Substack about the joke Shane Gillis said about women dressing like whores on SNL... The lady who killed her kid! What a moron."
"'Women can dress however they want. Women in the gym can dress however they want... This toxic masculinity trend needs to end.'"
"Lady killed her kid, and she feels like she can take the moral high ground and chime in about a joke on Saturday Night Live."
Chuck Lorre talks about how he wrote the legendary Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song, and how a graveyard shift in a budget studio, a chipmunk voice effect, and a band blowing off the gig accidentally birthed one of the most iconic pop culture anthems of all time.
"Me and Dennis Brown wrote that theme song in an afternoon, taking inspiration from Gilligan's Island because it tells you the entire story in the song."
"The producer, Fred Wolf, initially told me they had the band the Turtles to do the music, but a few months later, he called me and said, 'The Turtles blew it off. I got nothing. Can you?, you're still interested?' I went, 'Absolutely.'"
"With a budget of $2,500 to write and produce the theme song and score all six episodes, Dennis and I bought the cheapest studio time imaginable from 12:00 midnight to 8:00 a.m. using amps left over from the band Journey."
"We spent every penny we had on that graveyard shift, turned it in, and Fred said, 'Great. We're done.' And I went, 'Uh, this is a demo.' He goes, 'No, we're done.' I did the voices of the turtles by speeding up my voice like a chipmunk, and when I told him he'd bring in actors to replace me, he said, 'No, that's fine, don't worry about it."
"My kids were like, 'My father, we've arrived,' and it has continued to be something in kids' lives for the last 35 or more years."
Damon Wayans talks about the difference between Black and white celebrities having fun, and how he walked up to Will Ferrell at poker night and asked where the hoes at, unlike his Uncle Marlon, who brings hoes everywhere with him.
"That's when I realized the difference between how Black celebrities have fun and white celebrities have fun, back on the set of The Other Guys. Will Ferrell and Adam McKay had a weekend poker night in a nice hotel room with a dealer and an open bar, and they invited me."
"I remember showing up for the first time and it was Will, Adam, a couple other celebrities, and zero bitches."
"So I go up to Will and ask where the hoes at, and he says they're just going to play poker."
"I just wasn't used to it, you know? Because like, you know, Uncle Marlon. He got hoes everywhere. He bring hoes to the dentist. You know what I mean? Shout out to Marlon. That nigga die, he bring bitches to heaven."
Damon Wayans Jr. talked about how he used to be neighbors with Michael Jordan, and how his dad and uncles literally army-crawled across the floor to spy on MJ moving in, panicked when he looked their way, and scrambled under the piano to hide like children.
"Yeah, he used to come over to the house. So he shot Space Jam that year and moved into the house next door to us. My dad and his brothers were super Jordan fans, so when he was moving in, they were literally doing army crawls to the window just to watch. Jordan turned, looked at them, and they ducked and hid under the piano. It was so funny."
"And then he came over and kicked it, man. He could do whatever he wanted, he could smoke cigars in the house. I was like, 'Dad, you let him smoke?' And my dad was like, 'I let anybody smoke here.' I was like, 'No, you don't.' He'd eat all my fruit snacks. I was like, 'Go home, Michael Jordan."
"He didn't want to be home because his wife was home and she had an attitude. I was like, 'Hi, Ms. Jordan.' She was like, 'Hi.' I was like, 'I ain't fuck that bitch."
We tend to think of ancient history as thousands of years of primitive struggle.
But Cleopatra lived closer in time to the launch of the iPhone than she did to the building of the Great Pyramid of Giza.
Time is a weird construct when you step back and look at the full picture.
Paul Rudd talks about the pressure of playing Ant-Man, people laughing at his powers, and the constant fear of being Marvel’s weak link.
"There's pressure at every single move you're making in the Marvel world. You don't want to be the weak link."
"To take a character like Ant-Man, which very few people knew, people would ask me what he does and I'd say, 'He can shrink to the size of an ant, but retains strength, and can talk to ants.' People would laugh as you explain it."
"And it was me playing it, which is not the first guy people think of when it comes to playing a big superhero. I wanted to try and make a character that was kind of a regular person. There's pressure because these characters are important to many people. You want to treat them with respect and do the character a service."
Ryan Reynolds talks about the exact moment studio execs ruined Deadpool.
He warned them changing the character would alienate fans, but they ignored him. When the movie bombed, the same execs begged him for emergency reshoots.
"They said, 'Play Deadpool in this movie, or we'll get someone else.' I said I'll do it, but it's the wrong version. It was during the writers' strike, so every line I have, I wrote myself."
"The script just said: Wade Wilson shows up, talks really fast. In the latter half, they called an audible, sewed his mouth shut, and had Scott Adkins playing him."
"Some guy was like, 'Let's give him laser eyes and huge blades.' I told one of the studio execs, 'People are going to go nuts over this, not in a good way.' After, that same exec called asking, 'Can you fly back so we can reshoot?' But I was shooting The Proposal."
Mike Tyson says he had the best three years of his life in prison because he had peace, going from 285 to 215 pounds by running eight or nine miles and jumping in his room for four hours a night until he dented the concrete floor.
"I was doing the running, eight or nine miles around. And at night time I’d spend 4 hours just in my room jumping up step like this, sweating on the concrete floor, I actually put a dent in it with my feet! I went in at 285 pounds and came out at 218, 215."
"I had the best three years of my life in prison, because I had peace though."
"Over $30 million for one fight, that don't mean nothing when you don't have your peace, stability, and balance. You need your sanity to control and dictate any part of life."
"Because you know, God I always tell people, God punishes you by giving you everything you want to see if you can handle it. I didn't handle it well at the beginning. But I never gave up, I'm still trying now. I'm still learning, and I made mistakes."
Back in 1984, NASA packed over 3,300 honeybees into a special enclosure and launched them into orbit aboard the Space Shuttle.
Scientists wanted to find out a fundamental question about nature:
How do bees build honeycomb without gravity to guide them?
On Earth, bees rely completely on gravitational pull as a frame of reference to orient the hexagonal cells downward.
For the first few days in zero gravity, the bees were completely disoriented, bumping into the walls of the module.
But within a week, something incredible happened.
They adapted, figured out how to fly in microgravity, and successfully built over 200 centimeters of honeycomb.
The queen even laid dozens of eggs, proving that core biological instincts can adapt to environments they were never designed for.
We spend billions developing complex tech for space exploration.
Yet nature figured out how to engineer structures in zero gravity decades ago.
Life finds a way to build anywhere.
Anna Kendrick reveals her iconic Pitch Perfect cup song audition was supposed to be "I'm a Little Teacup" before accidentally becoming a Billboard Top 10 hit
"They needed to prove I could sing, so I used the cup song since I was dorky enough to learn it. They loved it and put it in the movie."
"Originally, Beca's audition song was supposed to be 'I'm a Little Teacup,' which made no sense. When the studio wanted to release the cup song as a single and make a music video, I thought it was completely embarrassing."
"Somehow, it climbed the charts into the Billboard top 10 while I was filming a tiny indie movie in a church basement, competing with Miley Cyrus and Macklemore."
"They did send me a platinum record, and that was pretty cool."
50 Cent reveals what got left out of his Diddy documentary and addresses his baby mother getting caught up in the scandal.
Interviewer: Was there anything left out of the doc due to legal fears or rumors?
50 Cent: A whole bunch of stuff. A lot of things people say weren't put in because of liability and needing journalistic integrity.
Interviewer: What were some of those rumors?
50 Cent: Don't get yourself in trouble. Ask about the baby mother situation, I knew about that a year ahead of time.
Interviewer: Where, what?
50 Cent: The baby mother was over there freaking off with Puff.
Interviewer: Who?
50 Cent: The Jane Doe. That's a woman I haven't kissed in 12 or 13 years, my son's mother. People try to attach it to me because I'm the biggest person.


